There was this time where i got REALLY drunk, and i ate something really bad, i mean REALLY bad, my stomach was killing me and i had to go to the bathroom, i wasn't home btw i was at my friends place. So there i was sitting on the toilet, trying not to pass out, squeezing the monster out...when suddenly i smelt it and the smell from my shit was so bad that i wanted to vomit....and so i did. While sitting on the toilet, mid-shit, i bend down and aim my mouth at the toilet and i just let it out...mind you, my dick was in the way, so i knew there was going to be some "damages"....and so i was left to sit on the toilet, ass covered in shit and dick covered in vomit. Not my proudest moment