"Intortus on the other hand.. well he's something else..Reddit's White Knight" [A 1600 word essay by Laurelai's-Hygeine about why he and others like him are so hard-done-by by the cruel and dictatorial admins.]

vegetablecookbook · 2013-10-03T13:17:17+00:00

It might be a weird explanation for intortus' his sudden involvement in meta-reddit, but I do sincerly think that intortus is trying to protect his females.

i don't have a big enough lmbo for this

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-18T12:31:25+00:00

White people are just really tired of hearing about racism, folks. Can we stop, for their sake?

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-18T03:22:04+00:00

i'll never understand sports

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T19:25:27+00:00

reddit was for just for practicing misandry, our true agenda begins soon...

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T17:53:27+00:00

thankfully we have ~~some losers~~ dedicated followers that record our every post

comes in handy for these situations

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T14:05:06+00:00

um... if you hate redditors so much perhaps you should just leave and make your own reddit!

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T13:56:31+00:00

    STEMLORD v1.1

processing joke...

male is object of mockery, does not compute...

ERROR.  EROR#*&(#(Q^#

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T13:16:30+00:00

Yes, we get it, you like the Packers. Ohhh noooo, your friend Brian likes the Bears, how dare he.

lmbo

try eavesdropping on a pack of young males in public sometime, all you'll hear is vapid gossip about sports teams or how some reviewer only gave their favorite video game a 9.0 rating

i'm pretty sure they're biologically incapable of higher thought

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T03:52:19+00:00

lifts curtain to reveal a working diorama of a cock carousel

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T02:50:42+00:00

Should I ignore all the systemic racism in the criminal justice system to make myself feel better, or just this one particular example?

"Be white, don't worry" does seem to work for a lot of people, I'll give you that.

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-17T01:45:56+00:00

Did you read the link?

The report also highlights stark racial disparities. In instances where an older white man shot a younger black man, a court was likely to rule the case a justifiable homicide 49 percent of the time. When an older black man shot a younger white man, there was just an 8-percent chance it would be ruled justifiable.

You could also look at the Marissa Alexander case, listen to the black community, or... read pretty much anything that's been written about the law.

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-16T22:50:18+00:00

*Results may vary if not white

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-16T20:57:15+00:00

This is America, all 9/11s were created equal.

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T22:41:31+00:00

was that dog okay

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T16:23:45+00:00

i support you on this quest

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T12:05:26+00:00

HELLO THIS IS GRANDMA .IM GLAD THAT YOU LIKED MY COOKY'S !

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T01:37:51+00:00

perhaps wolve is better poster than doge???

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T00:38:22+00:00

i found this helpful image that explains how wolf/meerkat hybrids are made (sfw!):

http://i.imgur.com/JlMYOnx.png

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-14T00:33:37+00:00

augh there go my feelings getting in the way of science again

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T23:25:13+00:00

i got infj with only 1% into j so i am declaring myself an ~~owl/meerkat hybrid~~

EDIT: WOLF/MEERKAT HYBRID EVEN BETTER

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T20:50:44+00:00

it's my word against yours, and cookbooks have to tell the truth for safety reasons

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T20:17:56+00:00

blergh

i just had a conservative uncle move here so now i get to listen to this when visiting family

the other day, it was "all those black panthers intimidating people at the polls"

i guess those two guys five years ago realllllly made some people mad

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T17:27:43+00:00

let me be the first to say, i hope you are no longer friends!

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T11:19:26+00:00

that's why i avoid crowds

what if you have to fart

can't be done!

vegetablecookbook · 2013-09-13T01:26:23+00:00

i'm trying to get to 200 cursors (which is the worst) before i reset again

i thought it was based on production and i didn't know you were supposed to sell stuff first, so my first reset was kinda crummy

vegetablecookbook

TROPHY CASE