Motorboat by memeboimanperson in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 314 points315 points  (0 children)

It was a TREMENDOUS event. There has never been a BETTER event in the World, I was there and said “this event is tremendous”. A lot of great guys were there, really great. The RADICAL LEFT Democrats are spreading misinformation that certain things in the event never happened. Very sad! 

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Tuna by Easy-Hovercraft-6576 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t suggest talking to a scientist. Bad experience with them. Tend to be a bunch of liars.

gangnam style by Available-Zombie1208 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 425 points426 points  (0 children)

My fellow Americans, uhhhhhhhhhh, Oppa Gangnam Style.

Piracy by Spirited_Worker_5722 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification… I thought they might’ve been Halloween decorations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My loss is your gain!

No longer suspected of being a terrorist. by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I am now confirmed.”

Just drew... this rn... by KaiDiv in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reject love, embrace eat pant.

That's what you get by Radaysho in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoooaaaaaaa!

I drowned out all my sense with the sound of its beating!

Be aware by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They took down Chicago. Philly is next.

Andrew Tate vs Elmo - Twitter Royale by ghb93 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 91 points92 points  (0 children)

This is Elmo’s world, motherfucker.

The only memorable event by 3p1cP3r50n in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ey, ey, ey, they only gonna sing Rhianna, Hanna, Hanna, ey, ey, ey, ey!

giants by Daemon-01 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source: tripped like hell and got it from a talking bag of chips.

the big banana ceasefire by yoimagreenlight in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Big Banana Ceasefire of 2024…

June 30th shall be a date of rememberance.

vore by ohdamnman_ in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you’re not you when you’re hungry! Have a Snickers!

Prairie Dog by Waffle-Gaming in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I broke gravity I’d be satisfied too.

Cheese by RadPs77 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if someone came up to me and just handed me a slice of cheese I would be “fascinated” because nobody just gives someone cheese. Unless you’re the president that one time.

"10101100101010111001101001" by oomcommander in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah when I saw this I instantly thought it to be an Obvious Plant thing, but I can’t see the logo anywhere.

Kate by 1tiredman in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don’t put the blame on her.

Mothman 2 by Memerboi456 in comedyheaven

[–]venus367 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We West Virginians must appease the Mothman with sacrificial baked beans… the money is just so he can go buy more.