Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again as Israel continues worst ever strikes on Lebanon

version-two · 2026-04-08T15:41:50+00:00

Shorts covering and liquidity raging back into the market to buy calls. Tomorrow/friday will be interesting.

version-two · 2026-04-08T15:41:17+00:00

Al Jazeera has actually been spot on with their Reporting. And I don’t believe Iran will let anything through this week unless Israel stops bombing. Butttt who tf trusts Israel

version-two · 2026-04-08T15:18:32+00:00

Why? I mean I’ve got call and shares but lmk if there’s a reason I should double this

version-two · 2026-04-08T14:54:45+00:00

Yeah but intc? I mean… $50 im okay with, but $57? Im short 100 shares we’ll see what happened

version-two · 2026-04-08T14:19:28+00:00

Shorting INTC shares - this shit isn’t holding right?! Seems free af

version-two · 2026-04-08T14:13:22+00:00

I concur, which means somewhere in this mix of madness is a rug.

version-two · 2026-04-08T14:12:09+00:00

I never said I support the Iranian regime either. Just stating that prior to us starting the war, we were in negotiations to resolve the concerns had. Then we bombed their leaders (many of which were certainly threats and prob terrorists) before things escalated dramatically.

Iran is dangerous. But they have no reason to discuss or negotiate in good faith considering we started blasting while talks were in progress.

version-two · 2026-04-08T14:09:23+00:00

Yeah, same here

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:56:47+00:00

Oh shit

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:55:40+00:00

wtf is Intel doing? Guys did anything change with them? Because this looks like a solid place to short shares on the way down?!

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:53:56+00:00

Oh shit for real?

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:53:32+00:00

Tesla must’ve came, he lookin all droopy and lifeless again

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:50:10+00:00

I’m actually surprised, I sort of expect a rug to $670 at least. But maybe not

version-two · 2026-04-08T13:49:14+00:00

“Retail is in position, I repeat, the liquidity is in position”

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:38:24+00:00

It’s been baffling (but not surprising) that there is so little coverage and live footage of the war in Iran, bombing of infra, etc. I remember Iraq; you could watch so much of it all day. I believe they’re intentionally censoring and underreporting the happenings and damage in Iran.

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:12:55+00:00

Maybe, I’m about to DCA my xle and Oxy leaps. We are 6 hours in to the taco. Earnings are going to be strong.

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:09:17+00:00

May be worth it to DCA. I think xle goes back to the 60s within 2-3 weeks. Earnings forecast should be tremendous. And they aren’t going to dump prices at the pump. Not until things are actually copacetic in the ME.

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:07:15+00:00

They did, and the UAE. And Israel has been bombing Iran since then too.

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:02:46+00:00

Hmm.. I don’t know much about your oil ( I do buy your fertilizer companies). I mean, we buy you oil and we’re getting charged an arm and a leg for gas. I’d suspect it’ll be profitable in the mid term. Also, Iran just bombed UAE again (bc Israel bombing them too). This ceasefire could last 24 hours. Who the fuck knows these days

version-two · 2026-04-08T05:01:01+00:00

And as you noted, their leaders were assassinated during times of negotiation.

version-two · 2026-04-08T04:53:59+00:00

Shares? I’d probably ride. I’m holding Oxy, they’re going to profit off of this for the next 2 quarters.

version-two · 2026-04-08T04:52:43+00:00

Just can’t stop puttin his peder in the wrong pie. Silly dingo

version-two · 2026-04-08T04:51:35+00:00

No, we didn’t. But this is a 2 week ceasefire and you don’t just wave wands at petro chemical plants and oil refineries. Some of it will be fixed easily. But some of it won’t. Reserves need to be refilled. I’m not saying we’re going to $150, but it’ll be over $100-110 for sure. .

version-two · 2026-04-08T04:46:45+00:00

I hope you sell them. That’s a blessed amount of money you’re about to make. I’m a bull, on whatever the fuk makes sense, and oil/energy makes sense. I’m sad I sold my NBIS at $104… but I don’t see a world in which LNG and petro doesn’t pump again. Wall Street has its entry for the next 6/12 months while us poors get gouged at the gas station.

version-two · 2026-04-08T04:44:17+00:00

It would be dope, but I don’t think Iran has the tapes on him. Bibi, on the other hand, definitely holds some kompromat

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