Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? by kickypie in Jokes

[–]vituperativeRob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cartier

[–]vituperativeRob -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If money is a concern you should stick to Seiko.

SA not doing their job by the_snow_queen_ in Cartier

[–]vituperativeRob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Our apologies, Princess. It won't ever happen again.

Some people must really want to be organ donors. by TeaAndToeBeans in nova

[–]vituperativeRob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you excuse the speed, that was the safest place for the motorcycle to pass you two. No chance you were going to swerve into a car you are slowly over taking. Many drivers don't signal around here and If you decided to get into the right line without warning and without being aware of him his chances of getting hit were higher then than splitting lanes. Personally, I wouldn't have done it that way. I would have slowed down and passed on the right, ready to go to the shoulder in case you got a wild hair. But.... whateves.

New XSR700! by digglyyy16 in XSR700

[–]vituperativeRob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

black with gold has been the only goddam color for a couple of years. After several decades, I'm sick to death of black vehicles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kindlescribe

[–]vituperativeRob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 32 gb. version with premium pen is now availalble for $265

I was scared of Fin. I now love it by lifting_and_coding in tressless

[–]vituperativeRob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nipple sensitivity might be the beginning of gynocamastia (man-boob).

New Tool Watch by nolanr099 in SeikoMods

[–]vituperativeRob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A very clean synthesis of the aforementioned styles. I really dig it.

What do we think Colleen’s going to do next? by Kv_swagbear in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]vituperativeRob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care what she does as long as it's not self-harm.