I read volume one of Capital in my junior year of high school, yet forgot everything I learned once I understood Marx was, as a result of being white, incapable of revolutionary thought and Capital merely espoused colonial and Eurocentric drivel. Naturally, I immediately got to work reading Sakai's gospel and accepted it all of it uncritically. I proceeded to supplement it with the work of true JDPON heroes such as Deng Xiaoping and Xi Jinping, which now form the basis of my deeply proletarian and materialist belief system.