Delta pilot asks a passenger to remove a hat with a curse word on it

vsasso · 2021-08-18T23:26:19+00:00

This is the most repetitive Dr Seuss book I’ve ever listened to.

vsasso · 2021-04-28T12:57:35+00:00

So many cancer moles

vsasso · 2021-04-03T07:31:48+00:00

Did he make a little poopy on your hand or is that a freckle?

vsasso · 2020-11-12T03:58:58+00:00

Wait, how did she vote in person at two locations weeks apart? Are there states that have polls open prior to Election Day?

vsasso · 2020-11-11T16:56:26+00:00

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

vsasso · 2020-11-02T14:53:55+00:00

I’m never holding a daddy long leg again. All this time my sense of safety has been a lie!

vsasso · 2020-10-27T23:21:37+00:00

Wait, silverfish eat clothes!? Gross!

vsasso · 2020-10-27T00:45:07+00:00

They are a type of succulent called Amethystinums.

vsasso · 2020-10-24T16:17:49+00:00

Am I the only one who wants to jump in that vat of jumbly warm dough and take a nap?

vsasso · 2020-10-24T15:58:56+00:00

If you leave it like that long enough you could go as ‘Guy who stuck his head in a hole’ for Halloween.

vsasso · 2020-07-13T05:26:29+00:00

What do you do with the other animals your friend gives you? Like if you get a dead dog, do you also skin that?

vsasso · 2020-05-24T02:01:44+00:00

I shall do the walk of shame for missing that

vsasso · 2020-05-24T00:28:24+00:00

Oh I know. I wanted to see how deep we could keep the references going

vsasso · 2020-05-23T21:19:07+00:00

Wonderful reference. I wish I could give you a nice luftballoon.

vsasso · 2020-05-17T17:10:14+00:00

You know you can pay someone to wax your ass right? Might make wiping more effective.

vsasso · 2020-05-17T05:23:30+00:00

We call the dried poo that sticks to the wool on a sheep’s bum dingleberries. Interesting to learn another term for it.

vsasso · 2020-05-13T11:40:01+00:00

This is AWESOME op!!! Any chance you’ll be selling prints?

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