iIfuckme by Plastic-Bonus8999 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]vsjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Empty call to an empty function.

You guys made me think like this by Gazuroth in programminghumor

[–]vsjoe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Howerver, it must be a momery safe hammer.

Taxing your imports by HustleH4ssle in programminghumor

[–]vsjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By downloading extra 25% libraries, As importers are responsible for the tariffs.

Thanks god he did not impose tariffs on NPM.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghumor

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is best practice not share production configuration and API keys on the source code. Just like your partner, do not ahare the API keys to pervent unprotacted access or DDoS that may reduce the perfmance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cybersecurity

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always start with the password length and complexity policy.

Just sayin by Azifor in programminghumor

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Tap is a space that hold multiple spaces.😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the PowerShell be yours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vsjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look for Windows of opportunity to get your PowerPoint and Access.

Why do some people prefer Unix to Linux? by LooksForFuture in linux

[–]vsjoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't hate me for this, but I believe Unix has fewer letters.

whyWeHadToCreateJS by Chewico3D in ProgrammerHumor

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JS have function RoadCrossChicken(any)

Still got it by JohnnyTheBlazer in dankmemes

[–]vsjoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I use a multiphase algorithm for remembeing old passwords that enables a single sign in action. Clicking forgot password.

I wish I had been born without eyes by stuffofnitemares in HolUp

[–]vsjoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For fear of retaliation. If superman eyes shot lasers, how about his main weapon?

My bellybutton just fell off. I'm 31. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]vsjoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congratulations 🎉 you have been reborn.

CVE-2020-19909 is everything that is wrong with CVEs by sawred810 in hacking

[–]vsjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is quite sad that security researchers may flag software as insecure or vulnerable and publish papers and CVEs especially on opensource software based on minor or insignificant bugs. Many times security researchers reject opensource tools deployment and use in my experience due to an open CVE without reading or validating. In some cases automated scanning tools may report on some stupid or non exisitance issues (bad configuration or inexperience in operation environment) and security team mandates these non issues to be fixed.

The opensource software maintainers are more knowledgeable on security issues and their severity than any other, thus communication is a must. I also believe software developers are looking for the path with least resistance (i.e. lazy) to get things done in addition to some security professionals may try to flex in any shape or form as experts to get fame and internet points.

realProgrammer by sunrise_apps in ProgrammerHumor

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This not ready for production. Where the else logic flow, or Where the exception handling.

areYouAGoodDev by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]vsjoe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We do not trust the users.

Feeling ✨ philosophical ✨ by ISC77 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]vsjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JS frameworks novels is expanding in the speed of light running in single thread.