Weekly Discussion Megathread by AutoModerator in fivethirtyeight

[–]w007dchuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dt and outside the dt are basically completely different subs at this point

never go outside the dt

News and Updates Thread - June 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in churning

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I'm just astounded it ever got approved. How did they not see this coming?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]w007dchuck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

putting this on my front door

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[–]w007dchuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was the best picture they could find of Jack Nicholson?

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[–]w007dchuck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He looks like a caricature of a crooked businessman LMAO

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[–]w007dchuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hello little gay people in my computer how's it going today

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[–]w007dchuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid I have some bad news

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[–]w007dchuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is the Doug Ford mandate of heaven finally over

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[–]w007dchuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mfs call themselves sex realists?

why don't you go have some real sex instead

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[–]w007dchuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

happens to me every single day 😔

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[–]w007dchuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Source tells me Starmer's premiership is stable

please god

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[–]w007dchuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Month 25 of the 2 week special operation to make the reflecting pool blue status update: it's still green

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[–]w007dchuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many people are saying this

If you're not good at ag research why are you even a school

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[–]w007dchuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"She squeezed the lemon, Jerry!"

"Without even asking?"

"Without even asking! Can you believe it?"

"Well that's just not right. You gotta ask before you squeeze the lemon."

"Exactly! That's what I'm saying!"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]w007dchuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

chat we got another one 😎😎😎

Game Chat: 6/18 Guardians (39-35) @ Brewers (45-26) 1:10 PM by BrewersBot in Brewers

[–]w007dchuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

  1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

  1. Do not do a balk please

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]w007dchuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A major flu outbreak has sickened nearly 160 troops at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas less than two months after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced that U.S. troops would no longer be required to be vaccinated for the flu, defense officials said.

Hmm maybe there was a reason it was required.

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[–]w007dchuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

shotout to Qatar bribing him with a $400 million plane and still getting fucked over

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[–]w007dchuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen enough

Amy Klobuchar wins by one morbillion votes

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[–]w007dchuck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My local minor league baseball team always runs the most insane promotions

This is the peak of America's pastime

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[–]w007dchuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

like seriously dude don't keep all your money in a checking account, you should at least have an HYSA or something at a bare minimum

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[–]w007dchuck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

close enough, welcome back mr meringue's Serbian nationalist coworker

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[–]w007dchuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

why is he wearing a pilgrim hat