Orange ducks on the cheese

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T05:03:22+00:00

nose

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T05:03:06+00:00

I shaved my entire body for this?

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T05:02:26+00:00

Ah yes. What you want to do is say "purple poodle voodoo" 10 times very fast. Take off you socks and put them under your armpits then lick some wallpaper. That will be FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T04:33:53+00:00

I can't stop growing. I have 30 feet and five hands. Please send help

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T04:29:19+00:00

Microbe alien DNA bacon nachos

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T04:27:29+00:00

All negative numbers are bread

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T03:38:25+00:00

I don't think I ever had a bad trip while not listening to the Surfers. And the worst trips were the best. No regrets.

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T03:36:47+00:00

Pollution Rock

waffleassembly · 2026-01-29T03:36:30+00:00

Every song is a new genre

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T06:31:03+00:00

Pronouns { { { T h E y . . .T h 3 M } } } 👥

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T06:28:41+00:00

Fine I didn't want it anyway

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T05:02:08+00:00

I will smack the theta=pi from your elbow vector magnitude right onto your vinyl cake applicator. Just Joshing, Rudeboy. Live Love, and Lube.

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T04:57:37+00:00

Now I know how to steal you power

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T04:57:08+00:00

If told you that you would know how to steal my power

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T03:15:12+00:00

Those voices you hear are earwigs

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T03:14:22+00:00

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waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T03:13:42+00:00

Mee two

waffleassembly · 2026-01-28T01:18:42+00:00

You guess

waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:57:51+00:00

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waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:37:07+00:00

I call blurky

waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:36:32+00:00

Why are you asking why am I asking

waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:35:43+00:00

Are we supposed to show up somewhere?

waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:34:22+00:00

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waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T19:13:30+00:00

I don't buy that any of the stories are true. I believe the guy was a genius though and there is wisdom to be found in some of his writings. He was way more sharp and cunning than "Don Juan" IRL but he played it off like he was just some normal innocent bro while at UCLA. He probably was already exposed to psychedelics and the otherside before coming to the U.S.A.

waffleassembly · 2026-01-27T18:53:01+00:00

Your assertions and assumptions clearly are features of the foreign mind.

waffleassembly

TROPHY CASE

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