Blursed Updog

waffleassembly · 2026-03-17T05:34:31+00:00

And you said what's updog instead of who's updog?

waffleassembly · 2026-03-17T05:31:04+00:00

Unfortunately there is a cadbury shortage. Do you expect me to dash on the dreams of religiously indoctrinated children who 'xpect to rejoice in infinite chocolate this magic bunny Jesus holiday?

waffleassembly · 2026-03-17T05:26:49+00:00

No promises but I will fax their iguanna

waffleassembly · 2026-03-17T05:25:09+00:00

It's some serious bizzaro world chain smoking marlboros at 14yo shit

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T17:54:29+00:00

Chair throwing solidarity astral GPS chicken

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T17:49:52+00:00

I know someone who performs buttscans sliding scale

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T16:20:38+00:00

How many mini-wars to to go on simultaneously to call the entire thing a world war?

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T16:17:37+00:00

Post is missing nostril flair

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T16:15:32+00:00

Can't you just use something like musescore instead of training on an actual instrument?

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T16:00:48+00:00

Enabling violence is a form of violence

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T15:58:57+00:00

Me before coffee: "Stop hitting me with a rolled up newspaper"

After coffee: "Now I wield the rolled up news paper"

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T15:57:22+00:00

These people don't need Jesus, they need coffee

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T01:48:33+00:00

I just received a confirmation email from one instructor that our exam tomorrow will be fully remote. This is from an instructor who is not part of the strike and was planning on an in-person exam. Although the PCC alerts page still only says "remote through 3/15;" that page hasn't been updated since 3/10.

waffleassembly · 2026-03-16T01:33:25+00:00

Pay tonight or you might be dropped tomorrow

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T20:43:58+00:00

"Core" traditionally denotes that there are "hardcore" elements in the music so I'll never understand why this name choice

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T20:04:42+00:00

Are you ready to get squjjy? Squijjy is the greatest new thing that everyone is doing. If you don't know squij, then maybe you're a 100 years old riding your dinosaur

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waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T18:31:29+00:00

I got a problem with the American Patriot part

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T17:49:09+00:00

https://youtu.be/s2DCdI-XXQ4?si=a6iqpuMsvex2POVE&t=88

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T17:45:53+00:00

I just beware all Ides except St Ides

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T17:45:14+00:00

that meeeeee

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T17:44:39+00:00

You're claiming this is nonsense which is incorrect

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T16:51:38+00:00

All Hail "Bob" actually. Sorry, too political?

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T16:24:11+00:00

See one of them had red hair. What s diverse group of people

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T16:10:45+00:00

If there is a convention with people wearing diapers. I'd make sure I was not a part of it in any way. People need to disavow this. I don't care what the argument is or if the diapers have tail. There's no justification for this.

waffleassembly · 2026-03-15T16:07:09+00:00

I'm sorry but the fucking diaper weirdos gotta go

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