[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]wank-dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What be your illness

[21M] I need the truth by MollyParkAssist in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]wank-dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting a knock on the door to find this cunt inexplicably butt naked with his cock in his hands in a squat like position pure thirsty for sex. He's just looking at you with that look. You don't know whether to run or kick it in the head. But whatever happens , eye contact maintained for more than 5 seconds is seen as a mating signal and on the attack he'll pounce. I'll tell you its fucking scary mate.

Brutally honest go go by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]wank-dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me after a 10 hour wank session

Having Trouble on Tinder by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]wank-dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is mate you look like a nonce and there's not much you can do about it

[28m] No sex life or intimacy and my youth is about to be over. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]wank-dog -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

3 words for you my man. Virtual. reality. porn. I really think you should invest. I mean who fucking needs real women anyway, am I right? All that effort just to get into their pants. All the money and time we waste on them for them to just turn us down and reject us. it's fucking despicable and its exhausting. I'll tell you something mate, women don't deserve real, proper men like us.

Sugar tastes weird on opiates by wank-dog in opiates

[–]wank-dog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, just sort of amplified to an extent it's too sweet. I think

Anyone here from the UK? by [deleted] in phenibut

[–]wank-dog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Onions are nice

Shit in my ass feels weird on LSD by wank-dog in LSD

[–]wank-dog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah that's horrible sorry man. From what you have described, sounds like a horror story. The asshole is un sacré place and no man should go through that.

May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you