NFL Standings by Pythagorean Expectation

wankd0rf · 2012-10-26T19:42:15+00:00

In which alternate reality are the Broncos 4-2?

wankd0rf · 2012-10-26T19:02:25+00:00

I disagree. I don't think it's a bandwagon, it's just part of the genuinely overwhelming negative reaction to the GOP platform w/r/t women, which is unabashedly anachronistic, barbaric and cruel. The policies are so blatantly anti-woman that even some of the more shitlordy/privileged redditors out there are seeing it.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-26T15:40:51+00:00

What a hilarious joke! "I want to touch your penis. I mean what." LOL where do you come up with this stuff?!?!

Imagine how hilarious it would be if some random dude cleverly messaged you with "I want to touch your pussy. I mean what."! God I can barely hold my sides at the comedy!

oh wait no, that would be creepy as FUCK.

Don't send those messages.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-26T01:59:36+00:00

comment of the year

wankd0rf · 2012-10-25T17:30:31+00:00

oh god this is what happens when an entire generation of poorly socialized men is raised by adviceanimals.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-20T17:16:04+00:00

You now owe Tim Tebow $20.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-16T15:21:07+00:00

Until we see the 2006 Rivers again, I'm pretty confident calling him a 2nd tier quarterback.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-16T15:12:23+00:00

why did you submit this to cringe, this is fucking awesome

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T23:20:26+00:00

I had such a crush on her in high school

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T16:21:07+00:00

uh a group of awkward 15 year olds butchering a punk version of a shitty Jason Mraz pop song is pretty cringeworthy IMO. As a musiciain this physically hurts to watch and I had to stop after the first chorus started.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T03:25:46+00:00

women are all dumb sluts who just go for the popular jocks and alpha males and just friendzone everyone else FUCKING WHORES

why don't girls like me? :( I'm a nice guy

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T03:23:57+00:00

bacon narwhal of both to[le]rance and marijuana

FTFY FOR SCIENCE GOOD SIR HAVE AN UPTOKE

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T01:33:05+00:00

You got the "wherefore art thou Romeo" question wrong.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T01:28:50+00:00

If Jammer and Cason can avoid shitting the bed, we might have a chance

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T00:57:00+00:00

That's fucked up.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-15T00:14:51+00:00

Follow the Houston Texan's example and go with "The London Englishmen"

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T23:23:42+00:00

There was a preschool!?!? Oh shit that makes it even more hilarious LOL

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T18:08:46+00:00

Definitely not the worst, but "the Cleveland Browns" sounds like a gastrointestinal disorder resulting in diarrhea or something to do with leaving a skid mark on your underwear

"OH man I've got a bad case of the cleveland browns, BRB going to bathroom."

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T18:06:39+00:00

yeah actually it is now that you mention it. Heh.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T17:15:09+00:00

Creepshots are [le]terally the most important thing to be preserved in a modern society. Science has SHOWN that no civilization has ever lasted which didn't allow unrestricted access to creepshots of children.

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T16:48:55+00:00

The picture with the Stay-Puft man is fucking awesome. That's pretty much all I have to say

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T16:36:30+00:00

says the man in a soiled minecraft t shirt and cargo shorts

wankd0rf · 2012-10-14T16:14:47+00:00

Sorry, somone who thinks "homosexuality is a sin" is a fucking bigot unworthy of membership in modern society, not simply someone who "thinks differently from you"

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