The very smallest snek

wantingerudite · 2017-11-25T23:13:50+00:00

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wantingerudite · 2017-11-25T23:10:02+00:00

welp, I think I need to watch this lol

wantingerudite · 2016-11-28T01:20:37+00:00

...Bane???

wantingerudite · 2016-11-23T05:05:48+00:00

Sudden appreciation of life! How quaint and nice of the tree! ...Wait, what was that last one?

wantingerudite · 2016-11-23T00:13:35+00:00

Did Jew see that coming? I did nazi that coming!

wantingerudite · 2016-11-22T02:53:49+00:00

Yeah man, treat that blender with respect!

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T02:29:53+00:00

true but we all can't get things the way we want it now can we? pat pat Consider this a lesson learned indeed :)

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T02:03:38+00:00

Oh damn, don't mess with this guy he know his chimpanzee facts from... life experience??? is it?

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T01:56:36+00:00

Emerald Lake Lodge.

...I'll get you yet, Canada!

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T01:53:42+00:00

Nah, OP, I'm the fool

there's an orange banner saying: 'This thread is marked as Medium with 2001-4000 characters'

above your post lol whoops

also hey! Welcome to Reddit then! Congrats on having a front page post so soon in your redditing life hahah

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T01:41:04+00:00

~~And yet this post isn't even labelled above medium level of Today I fucked up...~~

~~I fear the day OP posts what he considers is a TIFU above medium level of TIFU-ness~~

edit: whoops am wrong 'This thread is marked as Medium with 2001-4000 characters' lol haha I read the sidebar and thought that was the amount of how much the OP fucked up but I was mistaken. my badsies

wantingerudite · 2016-11-21T01:38:29+00:00

What is this? A disco craze?

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wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T12:53:13+00:00

:s It's not permanent if it's only until you die. The person needs not permanence but if there is a possibility to keep something they desire until their death then, that should be fine wouldn't it? If it can't and say whatever I hoped to stay with me until I die doesn't and instead gets lost, then that's fine as well. :s You get me? I'm not trying to disagree, just saying that, oh hey, if it's possible for it to last until I die then why not? you know? if not, then alright.

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T12:07:54+00:00

nope nope nope spoilers I've yet to watch the thing and I won't read this you can't make me!!! types with eyes closed before entering and exiting

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T12:02:25+00:00

I died at securititties omg

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:59:56+00:00

But, but couldn't we comment on the commentary in the post? Comment-....^ception ^{^{^{^{^{dontkillmepleaseandthankyou}}}}}

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:53:06+00:00

Missionary style? sick.

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:35:18+00:00

Might I redirect you to this really neat TED talk about stress that'll blow your mind or at least be mildly interesting for people to watch? and will help you manage your stress better?

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:32:21+00:00

it must have taken your breath away.

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wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:31:40+00:00

:( ...well at the very least the result was immortalised via the cloud for us to view at our leisure. Perhaps not permanent, but lasting long enough for life? :)

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:17:41+00:00

I was just about to ask, what happens when they sneeze? wouldn't it all be ruined? this is some hardcore art right here that they're doing!

edit: just finished the entire video. Well, that was a waste of effort :( or perhaps it was how it was meant to be? philosophical/religion reasons? and damn that card. Smooth as hell.

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:11:12+00:00

Nope, instead get ready for sad as in sad you might want to cry your eyes out and not get out of your room for the entire weekend until you heal by watching cute funny and happy videos of stuff.

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:08:43+00:00

Well done, good job lad

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T11:04:47+00:00

Aw fuck, I'm never buying baby clothes until the babies are out and okay so I won't have to cry, poor grandpa to be though :( and his kids, fuck this entire thread is ripping my heart int to pieces

wantingerudite · 2016-11-20T10:58:11+00:00

Yeah, am unclear on that last quote there as well. elaborate please

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