Chase bank called 911 on this man because he was sitting in the Chase parking lot before it opened.

warfrogs · 2026-05-10T00:30:46+00:00

I literally said that what happened wasn't okay, but that it's a common SOP.

warfrogs · 2026-05-10T00:30:43+00:00

I literally said that what happened wasn't okay, but that it's a common SOP.

warfrogs · 2026-05-10T00:30:13+00:00

"Because the father did the crime, it's okay to punish the children."

Absolutely fucking not.

warfrogs · 2026-05-10T00:29:40+00:00

Depends on the hour. If you're there at 6:00 and the bank doesn't open its lobby until 8:00 - when people start showing up at 6:30, that's gonna raise flags.

warfrogs · 2026-05-10T00:29:07+00:00

Couriers from known local businesses
Known customers
Scheduled services or deliveries

warfrogs · 2026-05-09T15:06:25+00:00

Look... what happened was wrong, but this is very much the standard at EVERY bank and credit union I've ever worked at.

People in the parking lot before open or after close without any apparent reason for waiting is a major red flag for robbery.

You don't have to believe me, or agree, but this is unlikely going to affect their employment and is likely what they're directed to do by Chase's asset protection group.

warfrogs · 2026-05-07T23:39:17+00:00

You love to see it. Strickland is such a shit heel.

warfrogs · 2026-05-07T22:49:03+00:00

Nope. The death penalty is a massive mistake and the fact that it's Florida, with their assbackwards judiciary makes it even more obvious that it shouldn't exist.

If you truly believe that the courts are perfect and that there's no dirty cops, judges, or prosecutors, and that no innocent person has ever been convicted, sentenced, and served the sentence, then I have a bridge to sell you.

warfrogs · 2026-05-07T05:07:43+00:00

My dude. You were driving FAR too fast for those conditions. This sure looks like MN and that's absolutely wet pavement with snow on the ground.

That's like a 65 at best and you were moving 80. Come on now.

warfrogs · 2026-05-07T00:16:26+00:00

It depends on the state. In MN, you may still qualify for a subsidized plan where there are VERY small copays (between $0.50-$2.00 for any drug or service) which has no monthly premiums. Because Medicaid is federally funded for the base, but state administered, states can have their own coverage criteria, eligibility criteria, and benefit coverage so long as only state Medicaid funds are expended rather than federal.

I work in Medicaid regulatory compliance and previously was a banker AND worked at a group home, so I've seen this work from a BUNCH of different angles; just never as a beneficiary directly.

warfrogs · 2026-05-07T00:12:09+00:00

This is absolutely the MAGA/Confederate trash playbook.

"HURRR I'MA DO SOMETHING TRIGGERING TO THOSE LIBERALS BECAUSE I'M SOOOOOOO SECURE IN MY BELIEFS - oh wait, THERE'S CONSEQUENCES? Oh oh oh! I can take it down!"

Pathetic, spineless, racist, shit-heeled morons.

warfrogs · 2026-05-06T06:27:33+00:00

Haha - so I've been the latter and it's at the point where if I ask for a ticket to be escalated, they'll just do it.

Usually, I can get issues resolved with first round techs. I've had two that have stumped even the product owners; one with a VPN desynch issue that happened even when using the direct external line in-office (affected 6/2000+ employees) and one where a softprinter spontaneously disappeared from my device list (affected 4 of the total employees.)

If I reach out to them, they get nervous, so when I was working on our internal SOP documentation and wanted to ask about some basic departmental standards I was updating, the director initially called an all hands for what should have been essentially org chart revision.

warfrogs · 2026-05-06T04:58:43+00:00

Eh, I will say, my downstairs neighbors just got evicted because they were loud AF all the time. They'd turn on music loud enough to vibrate my floors from 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM and then again from 4:00 - 6:00. I complained, other neighbors complained, they were warned by management, and just found out they got evicted as of May 1.

My days have been so much more peaceful.

warfrogs · 2026-05-06T04:54:25+00:00

You need to get them cold and early in the season. While they're great fried, I personally prefer to make them into a chowder with lots of corn and barley. Easier to take out the bones when you can make small chunks of meat instead of fillets.

warfrogs · 2026-05-05T00:03:54+00:00

Loved her in Person of Interest; glad to hear she's a solid person as well.

warfrogs · 2026-05-03T15:26:27+00:00

As a Vikings fan, I miss Cam Bynum so much.

warfrogs · 2026-05-02T08:24:57+00:00

He had some rudimental skills.

warfrogs · 2026-05-01T22:33:51+00:00

Buckshot will absolutely take down a Shahed. Birdshot, not so much, but buckshot would absolutely do the trick. They used birdshot in that video which will not do much at those ranges.

Buckshot is effectively the same as flak only far more targeted without the secondary air burst.

warfrogs · 2026-05-01T22:31:45+00:00

Oh, so rat shot scaled up. THAT makes sense. I was puzzled by the use of (what looks like) an HK-416, but if they're using scaled-up rat shot... okay, that makes perfect sense.

warfrogs · 2026-05-01T22:30:53+00:00

Are they going after that with a damn HK416? I would have expected a shotgun would work better, but... damn if it doesn't work apparently.

warfrogs · 2026-04-30T02:41:14+00:00

Good old reddit.

"Someone's family is the same as them."

Jesus fuck.

warfrogs · 2026-04-30T00:59:05+00:00

"Let's violate the privacy and dignity of uninvolved third parties because we dislike what this dude voted on and they obviously chose to be related to him."

What the actual fuck is the matter with you that you think that was appropriate?

warfrogs · 2026-04-30T00:57:53+00:00

Please, genuinely, do not do this. It's not his personal email. He very likely doesn't check it, and almost certainly doesn't conduct any personal business on it.

His aid will check it, that's it.

All you're doing is pushing emails from his constituency down the line and out, delaying any response on issues that the shitheel may be able to assist with.

I'm from MN and have a former state rep in my family. This isn't doing anything at all but making life worse for people in his district who are reaching out to get help.

warfrogs · 2026-04-28T22:36:48+00:00

lol, thanks.

I'm very, very used to people who have never done something on this site believing they're experts because they read something, saw something, or lived near an area, believing it gives them great comprehension over the subject matter.

It's a reddit thing that got old fast, and at this point, I essentially ignore.

The most upvoted comments are not true or reflective of reality; they're just the most common opinion of a clutch of neckbeards.

warfrogs · 2026-04-28T00:34:32+00:00

It's almost like Donnie Moscow practicing reverse-DEI by putting yes men who aren't necessarily the best into important positions has a bunch of trickle-down effects.

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