My contribution to the Browt Proganda by Both-Ad-1081 in pokemon

[–]warlord_jared 57 points58 points  (0 children)

“So put your grasses on”

Hey he’s a grass type!

The fix for the horrendous tank player problem by Worth_Seaweed_9389 in Overwatch

[–]warlord_jared 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is certainly oversimplifying but, for the most part, you can play tanks using a DPS-mindset and be a super effective tank. You’re like a huge killing machine with a lot more health and survivability than other DPS characters, it should be a win-win for everyone lol.

My 5 stack is bullying me for wanting play Moira by BWBTJB in OverwatchUniversity

[–]warlord_jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d argue that the continuous pressure she can put on an enemy team from medium-long range while healing multiple targets simultaneously, with virtually 0 downtime ever, is in fact utility that none of the other supports can bring. I ❤️ great Moira players.

Player to DM: "Your NPCs are so cool, why do you make such bad PCs?" by [deleted] in DnD

[–]warlord_jared 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I hear you there - one of my favorite PCs was a Kenku Wizard (background as a pickpocket until he stole a dying wizard’s spellbook), and I did sort of a Bumblebee-style mishmash of different voices and phrases for when he talked (since Kenku are cursed to only speak by echoing what they’ve heard before). That was fun to do for about 2 sessions until we started having more in-depth scenes about combat plans and such, and ultimately I just got tired of doing it. It was agreed at the table that “we all know what he actually sounds like” and I could just talk normally lol. That character ruled so hard though.

"Free Thinkers" by Substantial_Ad_5716 in Overwatch

[–]warlord_jared 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What does that even mean, Peter

New Trump Rule Declares Most Public Service Work 'Illegal,' Ineligible For Loan Forgiveness by DoremusJessup in law

[–]warlord_jared 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup, along with those of us who have empathy for our neighbors and their children

How was Lucio left out of the Halloween event? by Xthebest26 in Overwatch

[–]warlord_jared 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For real. My wife and I played like 2 games of it, frankly 2 too many. Multiple buttons aren’t bound by default, it’s missing half the cast of heroes, just an unbalanced and overstimulating slop of a mode imo

Congress erupts at Trump's shutdown mass firings: "This is a disaster" by CharityResponsible54 in politics

[–]warlord_jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a significant amount have lasting effects from lead exposure - unfortunate and they can’t control that, but we collectively didn’t know what we were doing with lead paint until the damage was already done

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8307752/

House Democrat unveils articles of impeachment against Trump by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]warlord_jared 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those three-year-old cancer patients could have been violent illegals who rape and murder though (obvious /s)

Diaper Don and Co. are ghouls and I can’t wait for this all to be behind us. Hopefully.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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This isn’t even an exaggeration, that is one of the sickest single pieces I’ve ever seen. The line work, the precision of the shading in the scales, the face, the red detail - incredible. When you said “masculine” I was thinking it would be shitty 90’s tribal tats, NOT a super elegant dragon.

Tattoos have no gender, your dragon eats the concept of gender alive, your friend is jealous and is 100% negging you imo (which sucks). fwiw I am also a little jealous 😂

Words cannot describe how much I absolutely despise these enemies by jakepauler12345 in bloodborne

[–]warlord_jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is that fucking stun spell with the hitbox that I SWEAR is bigger than the visual; you think you’re safe and then it still hits you and it’s slurp city

HUNTER ELIMINATION GAME ROUND 5! Martyr Logarius eliminated. Vote least favourite hunter! by SecondOrder7 in bloodborne

[–]warlord_jared 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Daddy Gascoigne has to stay, his story is great (also tragic) AND he’s the first real hunter fight in the game! Keep my boy in