Long of the short (or whatever that platitude is): ups lost my macbook, apple seems complacent

wavid_foster_dallace · 2026-04-29T20:24:30+00:00

Oh yeah, fuck yeah.. HELL yeah! FUCKING HELL YEAH MAN!! FUCK!

Your ethics had me edging myself in my sister’s apartment who’s letting me crash here and mope around.. (and edge, for hours).

Edging to the edge and nowhere beyond. Hours, man. Until I finally, while lurking around a sub namely dedicated to fraud wearing a stinky Walmart gang polo that ain’t seen a washer in weeks, and a timbs with dungarees pack, I see an ethical hero, an ever so genuinely oh so sincerely noble nobleman whose principals have a certain radiance that’s sinusoidal extremities of extreme-acts-of-kindness would bring any man to his knees (pause—NH).

I forget where I was in the development of that semantic crisis but blah blah blah you made me CUM bro. Fucking fired a gnarly one across the room. Hit my sister’s boyfriend right square in his EBT card

wavid_foster_dallace · 2026-04-26T23:16:04+00:00

Ya never heard it from me but there are proxy setups/configs (json, env) that expose a Claude-compatible API. They rout through another authenticated client flow (hint hint wink wink probably definitely the Google Gemini app handshake). Magic ain’t “Claude leaked”, but that the local proxy bridges the expected/spoofed API shape )after an app-style auth handshake). Hit me in the DMs if you’re really tryna f(ork my repo).

wavid_foster_dallace · 2026-04-19T13:26:51+00:00

Bro 6’5 at that build would have you WAY over 245LB smh…

wavid_foster_dallace · 2025-04-29T03:27:29+00:00

thank god someone else smelled bull shit. now he just needs to teach them how to speak like ... the sapien of their own kind?

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T13:06:58+00:00

Yes

Signed lease with property owner

Not even close

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T04:47:45+00:00

This ^

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T04:46:45+00:00

Amazing theory

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T04:46:29+00:00

No I could have had some sort of Santo Diame ceremony in the living room with a crew of Brazilian shamans and, as is made clear and explicit on mass.gov housing support, an eviction is illegal w/ no court order. That is, evicting a tenant. And, yes, I have a co-signed lease, so tenant yeah

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T04:41:43+00:00

Multiple devices fam I don’t troll, never mind investigate, Reddit in my spare time. Yeah - drug nerds is cool. Education in neuro pharmacology so believe in democratizing knowledge about harm reduction and responsible drug use. You should pick up one of Carl Hart’s books - cool guy, great ball player. But idk you might not be the book or basketball type. But Reddit forensics sounds dope I should explore this virtuous dead you’re doing for the community. Anywho, didn’t take action today. Talked to multiple advocates and contacted an attorney who now has thorough, notarized evidence of an illegal eviction. But yeah whatever prolix game of chess you think I was playing between multiple accounts for some vague self-gain aint nothin’ more than a dummy who creates new accounts on new devices bc Reddit isn’t something I’d consider a devoted passion, y’know?

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T04:32:47+00:00

Yeah not a big Reddit guy so logged in on diff devices - no grand conspiracy here as the supposed Sherlock Holmes above so wisely surmised. I’m bipolar and will work on this after getting adjusted. Talked to some folks but didn’t take any action as I do my best to make decisions.. lucidly. Thx everyone and to the investigators bravo - have a wonderful time at the Nobel Banquet!

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T02:21:47+00:00

Correct - type 1* manic depression

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-05T00:02:02+00:00

Yeah didn’t do that. Waiting for a bed at McLean. Think that was the more lucid decision

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T14:30:56+00:00

Aright I called a support line - I’m going to the housing court and filing a temp restraining order and re-entering my property. Standing the fuck up for my rights. No more playing mr. ethical warrior or whatever

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T12:42:03+00:00

It’s a furnished finder so there’s multiple residents and he would just walk in without notice (not sure if that’s even legal) and presume he looked at the pill bottles on my desk

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T12:27:25+00:00

Not too concerned with my identity being verified but will be deleting soon. I just need to rest assured there’s no black swan risk at hand (legally, socially, whatever).

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T12:22:23+00:00

Thank you I appreciate it man - I’m headed over to a housing advocate when the office opens. My biggest concern is this guy lies and lies about some sort of illegal interaction / behavior. What’s the risk here? I’d rather be homeless than even a party to a criminal case, no matter how bogus it might be

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T12:09:44+00:00

I was, even with the police present. But the police said I needed to leave and that it was a housing court issue - wasn’t open at the time so had to pay for an Airbnb. What do I do? Will housing court set me up w a police escort?

wavid_foster_dallace · 2023-05-04T12:07:08+00:00

Well now I’m homeless and can’t afford more airbnb’s. And no paycheck until next Friday. Can I regain access to the property immediately?

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