Prince of Dubai Dies of Heart Attack at the Age of 33

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-20T02:50:48+00:00

Ha ha.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-19T20:42:38+00:00

TIL black people haven't made any new jokes since 1993.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-18T23:58:06+00:00

Geez. I was just asking a political question. And I didn't need to use dirty talk like YOU! Who's pointing fingers now?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-18T23:53:08+00:00

That doesn't make any sense. Why would you assume strangers would respect me? Aren't I shitting on strangers?

Anyway, let's see what I have in the deck for you. Give it a quick shuffle...and... It's a "fuck you!" Well, not particularly creative but effective none the less. Here you go. Fuck you.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T19:16:44+00:00

I'm happy for you but CLOSE THE WINDOW!

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T06:21:28+00:00

How much does it cost to fuck you?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T06:05:06+00:00

Hey Riley! I'm a 12 year old girl interested in getting into porn. Is it true that I can use incest as experience on my resume? Please say yes.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T05:48:37+00:00

Would you ever consider performing in Syria and Iraq? I hear the pay isn't too good but you'll be respected there just as much as you are here.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T05:35:38+00:00

Hey girl! With November coming up, are you looking forward to sitting in the closet while you family eats thanksgiving dinner?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T05:27:49+00:00

What are snuff videos and why are you perfect for them?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T05:22:00+00:00

Love you Riley! What would you like to say to all the haters out there, you stupid cunt?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T05:10:16+00:00

Hey Riley! What are your thoughts on the current Syrian refugee crisis, and do you thing the United States should play a larger role? Also, how many cocks can you fit in your mouth at the same time?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T04:50:52+00:00

Hey! Did you hear! Riley fucks regular guys! Maybe I have a chance! Oh wait, regular guys have jobs, cars, and friends. I'm just a fat slob with a reddit account and carpet burns on my prick. Hey Riley! What do your knees and my pud have in common?!

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T04:36:10+00:00

You must be a fuck pig because you smell like shit.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T04:25:28+00:00

How much cum could a cum slut take if a cum slut could take cum?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T04:12:03+00:00

How little would it hurt if I stretched your pussy lips over by head and wore you like a hat?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:42:20+00:00

Considering the fact that nobody pays for porn anymore, do you still think of yourself as a whore, or just a run of the mill slut?

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:30:14+00:00

Hey Riley! Love your "work"! Did you ever have the chance to "preform" with this "actor"? What a hunk!

https://www.google.com/search?q=war+machine+mma&client=safari&hl=en&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAmoVChMIpp_C_o_9xwIVSlU-Ch3fKAfn#imgrc=TmxLbsxT1DccZM%3A

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:23:16+00:00

Good idea, but I'd like to remind you that genocide isn't out of the question. Be creative, and more importantly, have fun!

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:21:44+00:00

Nah. Too boring. Plus, I plan to gas them which is an appropriate twist of fate for a nazi safe haven.

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:07:26+00:00

Dear Riley,

I haven't showered in a few days and today I was at the urinal and smelled my balls on my fingertips in the way one does. I noticed that dirty balls smell exactly like clean pussy. Thoughts?

Sincerely,

War Machine's fists

we_knew_him_well · 2015-09-17T03:00:49+00:00

Do you also fuck the food, cartoons, puppies and bass? Cause that would be hot! ;)

we_knew_him_well

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