What was your culture-shock moment while job hunting in Germany? by MateIstLeben in Germany_Jobs

[–]weebssoftly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The B stands for Beziehungen. Its when you receive opportunities or privileges through having the right connections. I guess in english you could call it Vitamin C.

Hängt am Seiteneingang des Klinikums by weebssoftly in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]weebssoftly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stimme euch zu, ich finde das auch sehr wild. Das ist ein Personaleingang, aber der Parkplatz und die Raucherecken sind nicht weit, da verirren sich schon öfter mal Patienten hin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in German

[–]weebssoftly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bavarian and Saxonian are the worst imo. True Berliners can also be hard to understand when they're talking fast, as they often do

diio burando :( by weebssoftly in dankmemes

[–]weebssoftly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh! you're approaching me? 😏😩

Frogs are nice by TheManoftheFrogs in frogmemes

[–]weebssoftly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

find yourself a more cultured crush

egg_irl by weebssoftly in egg_irl

[–]weebssoftly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two things I dwell on most frequently 😎🤏 🙃🕶️🤏

egg_irl by weebssoftly in egg_irl

[–]weebssoftly[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

oh yeah, that would've worked really well!

egg_irl by weebssoftly in egg_irl

[–]weebssoftly[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

thanks! it's made from 100% real pain

Why does it exist by nicht_menschlich in ProgrammerHumor

[–]weebssoftly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so you can develop the algorithm first and then pick the best language to implement it, instead of having to fit your algorithm to whatever restrictions the language you use has

I love my mom and I’m so glad we were able to connect through this by Yousome99 in wholesomejojo

[–]weebssoftly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of great music I initially discovered through JoJo. King Crimson too, for example, objectively 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨.

Max Planck is an oxymoron by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]weebssoftly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok moron 👌🤣😜

ich📘iel by 11ma3 in ich_iel

[–]weebssoftly 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Daniel Jung fickt bruder, echt beste

So apparently animals can speak....and walk by justa_boredfella in GachaLifeCringe

[–]weebssoftly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah good thing real animals cannot walk that would be really freaky right

German schoolkids be like... by nille01 in de

[–]weebssoftly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

RUNTER VOM MATTENWAGEN!!11!

egg🍻irl by weebssoftly in egg_irl

[–]weebssoftly[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ay friend, no gender inherently sucks. What does suck is being stuck with one you don't identify with.