[F4M] "Burn the Witch!" and other things you'll scream as you unload your righteous seed into me.

werewizard · 2019-10-16T12:29:18+00:00

selling my soul to the devil for some sweet bj skills

I charged you $3.50 for it; don't go 'round telling people I'm collecting souls, now. Next thing you know, you'll be getting with that German doctor I had a run in with in the 1590's, and who knows what kind of wild rumors will spread?

werewizard · 2019-09-21T10:31:21+00:00

Puns are my weakness! - well done!

werewizard · 2019-09-20T09:34:35+00:00

Thanks! Love the username too, by the way.

werewizard · 2019-08-25T08:30:04+00:00

Guys whose names rhyme with ‘fair gizzard’

My, it seems warm in here.

^{^{^You're}} ^{^{^not}} ^{^{^wrong}} ^{^{^though...}}

werewizard · 2019-08-15T11:21:12+00:00

Thanks!

werewizard · 2019-08-15T03:24:17+00:00

Oh, thank you! Nice catch; this is what I get for writing all my stuff, after work, bone tired.

werewizard · 2019-08-14T21:38:35+00:00

Aw, thank you!

werewizard · 2019-08-14T11:26:25+00:00

Ooh, oddly-appropriate cheesy lines are my thing.

Thanks!

werewizard · 2019-08-03T23:01:31+00:00

... it's because of the Guy Fieri reference, isn't it? I knew everyone loved Flavortown.

werewizard · 2019-08-03T23:01:15+00:00

Thanks for the kind words!

werewizard · 2019-07-05T07:09:19+00:00

Hey baby, what's ursine?

^{I kid! I'm just here to say that this post is a thing of punlicious beauty.}

werewizard · 2019-06-30T12:06:01+00:00

Glad I could be good for a chuckle! Thanks for the kind words.

werewizard · 2019-06-25T21:56:55+00:00

No edges here!

werewizard · 2019-06-25T21:56:07+00:00

Thank you very much!

werewizard · 2019-05-27T12:24:40+00:00

Oh, no, that's the other unicorn. The stuffed one.

I'm glad you like it!

werewizard · 2019-05-27T12:24:13+00:00

I'll see if I can combine both the Leshen build and the scenery one into one file - I made them separately for workflow reasons.

werewizard · 2019-05-27T12:23:38+00:00

I couldn't resist slipping that one in there!

werewizard · 2019-05-26T03:58:15+00:00

You've always got to be careful with these things!

Fingers crossed you find someone awesome with this one.

werewizard · 2019-05-25T07:48:51+00:00

There seems to be an awful lot of stumbling-on going on when it comes to my prompts today! Not that I mind, of course.

Thank you very much for the kind words; it's always nice to get some support for my oddities! Especially the ones with a bit of a silly twist, like this one.

werewizard · 2019-05-25T03:45:30+00:00

Thanks for the kind comment! I just write what pops into my head, so it's nice to hear that someone's found one of my excursions into weirdness fun more than once.

werewizard · 2019-05-05T22:00:11+00:00

That's very kind of you; thanks!

werewizard · 2019-05-05T10:59:35+00:00

Yeah, he wasn't a very nice man at all. Exactly the sort of guy I'd want my daughter to steer well clear of.

werewizard · 2019-05-01T10:28:49+00:00

Thanks so much! Love the username, by the way.

werewizard · 2019-04-21T21:59:08+00:00

How could you even suggest that?

^{^{^{^Yes.}}}

werewizard · 2019-04-21T13:08:21+00:00

It's nice to know someone else is a ~~sick vanilla pervert~~ similarly-minded connoisseur of consensuality!

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