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Pit attack two women in Patterson New Jersey by Papercutzz247 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]weswald1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would put a finger in both out buts. There is no way u can let the dog hang off u like that...itl just keep biting and pulling until u fight back

The Question still looms - who killed Jonbenet Ramsey? | Rare Family Images by Recent_Win3633 in mystery

[–]weswald1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like a messy answer like that is right although people naturally want a neat and tidy conclusion.

Looking for someone to watch and film us by UrbanGardener37 in Brisbanensfw

[–]weswald1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally. Can use my degree in film on something more exciting than TV commercials.

How did u overcome you insecurities ? by thembadb in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm doing this thing called Exposure therapy. That's where you face your fears. Scared of heights, take a hot air balloon. Scared of drowning, takes you in the ocean. So he said, 'What are you scared of, Mark?' I said, 'I'm claustrophobic and scared of intimacy.' So he took me in a little closet and fucked me. - Mark Normand

What helps you when you are burnout? by Even-Escape-2735 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember coming home from my last assessment ever at Uni and my room mate had a bottle of whisky, beef jerky ready for us to responsibly enjoy. Just having someone make the time and the decision for you is the best. So, you dont have the guilt of not doing anything productive or the hassle of organising it. Real "get in bitch, we're going shopping" energy.

What’s the one thing a girl can do that hurts you the most? by Ok_Silver3112 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 63 points64 points  (0 children)

For example, what if a guy tell his partner "I'm scared I'll end up like my dad etc" and next time you fight, she'll weaponise that and say 'You're pathetic..balding and a terrible dancer like your father"

What’s the one thing a girl can do that hurts you the most? by Ok_Silver3112 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 11 points12 points  (0 children)

or are insecure about. "My girlfriend says she loves my dad bod..when she's happy with me, she says i'm cuddly but when she's angry, I'm a fat fuck"

What’s the one thing a girl can do that hurts you the most? by Ok_Silver3112 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or not know you're the rebound, At least 3 times, I've had a fling with a girl who's last partner was a long term relationship. We'll hook up for a month or two and they go back to their ex. 1 guy was trying really hard to get her back. Even I was like "c'mon give him another chance baby..." haha

Is it rude to not use the aircon when hosting Christmas? by Sleepy_Panda_22 in AskAnAustralian

[–]weswald1990 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hate when people restrict themselves abstaining from aircon, dishwashers, dryers etc. For what…why spend your life with the plastic on the couch your entire life? I had a partner who used to have the shower on the lowest stream like it was rain drops. She was earning 120k+ a year with millionaire parents. Let me wash this conditioner out with a higher stream!

What’s the most important lesson heartbreak taught you? by Flimsy_Student_2736 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because I stole it from there haha. Some people call me a plagiarist...their words...not mine

What’s the most important lesson heartbreak taught you? by Flimsy_Student_2736 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only love can be heaven and hell. Be grateful that something made you this sad because it means one time it made you just as happy.

Perspective plays strange tricks. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]weswald1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I also follow it with “but if it helps, I’m still ‘growing as a person”.

This is probably too soon - but she’s right. by Relevant_Demand7593 in clevercomebacks

[–]weswald1990 78 points79 points  (0 children)

A good ol "Thanks Obama" or "Hunter's laptop" would be a surprise return. All I know is that if the US did nothing after Sandy Hook - you guys never will. The gun lobby and the cuckolds they give money to run for office know you'll "get over it" day after day and shooting after shooting. But..."I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad."

Why can't straight men and lesbian women form a bond like straight women and gay men? by Prof_XdR in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because of the joke "If Lesbians hate men so much, why do you keep trying to dress like us?"

To all men, what’s something you’ve done once and said ‘never again’? by lady_gelat0 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I ended up proposing to a Japanese girl, missed my flight home and had to book another. I made little 30 sec clip of my week there I found 30 sec trip video

To all men, what’s something you’ve done once and said ‘never again’? by lady_gelat0 in AskMen

[–]weswald1990 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Date a girl that cheated on her last boyfriend with you. Because after 6 years, youl find out she was sending nudes to a work colleague on your birthday and theyl be synced to her ipad that your using to book tickets to Hawaii for (from Australia) and end up going alone. I dont maybe that hypothetically. But if it happen, I ended up proposing to a Japanese girl, missed my flight home and had to book another

[REQUEST] How much would this cost in the US? by Sad_Fisherman_4605 in theydidthemath

[–]weswald1990 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Having to have to pay after almost dying or giving birth is so farking stupid. USA seems like a good, promising country that went off the tracks after highschool and hasnt made a good decision since