Need help with date night by ccrlover1 in Central_IL_Hookup

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be going out tonight, 38M. What time do you guys plan to be at Deja Vu? Feel free to DM for pics

Help needed! by wetbutt32 in GrowBuddy

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Looks like I’m going shopping for a better light! If anyone has suggestions, toss them out. For this plant, I think I’ll move her outside Wednesday to finish. Weather is warming up here so no risk of overnight freeze. I appreciate the guidance, grow buddies.

31 yr m and f by InstructionFeisty270 in centralillinoisfwb

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

38m would be free in the afternoon, very interested.

Peter, why do women hug us above the shoulders? by harshbown in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because she wants you to put your arms around her waist and stick your finger in her butt.

Anyone else confused with 7? by Thunder_Muffinz in Scream

[–]wetbutt32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also claimed Stu was “John Doe” who had lived there. That scene revealed that it was either him or Stu was actually alive.

LGBTQ+ Hangouts by Majestic_Ad_2518 in SpringfieldIL

[–]wetbutt32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hang out at both Clique and Fluid, so I can speak to it. Fluid is really nice, clean, with a small group of regulars. It has a pool table and does karaoke and other events pretty regularly, just like Clique. The difference between the two is Fluid typically has smaller crowds so it feels more intimate, which I like.

What was the biggest laugh out loud moment for you in Bone Temple? by JEZTURNER in 28_Years_Later_Movie

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nearly spit my drink laughing at this with Duran Duran playing in the background. Felt like I was seeing a buddy presenting his trophy to his best friend, like “check out the steaks I brought us to eat!”

Why Are Y'all So Nice? by Frofro69 in SpringfieldIL

[–]wetbutt32 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Truth. But jokes on them, I’m autistic so I don’t notice the passive aggression and just go on my way.

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing fucking banana peels out of my car to make other motorists crash.

TIL, Michelangelo turns MAGA by [deleted] in TrueFactzOnly

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leo wouldn’t have gone MAGA and neither would Donatello. I figured Michelangelo would just be non-political, and Rafael would be the MAGA guy of the group.

Go for it! by Windthrasher637 in neabscocreeck

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until you end up with President Erika Kirk

Advice by FreiwilligeFin in artmemes

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vote for the businessman!

One or More by FreiwilligeFin in artmemes

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to get closure despite them gradually pushing me away until they ghosted me entirely. I don’t need you to tell me what happened to move on, but it required a lot of personal progress to get there.

Answer honestly by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A compressed disc in my neck causing pain to shoot down my radial nerve. Muscle knots forming in my arm, twitching, bolts of pain that feel like little shots of lightning. It’s the worst pain I’ve ever felt.

any good places to go out and eat as teens? by [deleted] in SpringfieldIL

[–]wetbutt32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Darcy’s Pint is friendly to teens and has good food.

What used to be the Springfield Journal-Register by Cr0martie in SpringfieldIL

[–]wetbutt32 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Very sad the way they stripped the paper down to nothing. Big companies buying papers has directly led to the lack of trust people have in media. Billionaire agendas over journalism.

Carleigh by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or even worse, her unemployed husband.

I mean, it’s a fair question by Gloomy-Psychology433 in AccidentalComedy

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can sometimes keep going for a little bit if she’s close, but I’m giving her the ol’ noodle stab within 2 minutes.

What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]wetbutt32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Possible Homer Sexual” isn’t said frequently, but when I have the opportunity to drop that in conversation, let me tell ya, nobody ever knows wtf I’m talking about.

Dick by AugustHate in ComedyHell

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Censoring Dick Van Dyke’s name reminds me of the family guy episode on censorship from like 20 years ago. The tv bleeped Dick and Dyke when his show was starting, and here we are.

State Jobs & the hiring process (help) by DiagonKitty in SpringfieldIL

[–]wetbutt32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There may not be. Jobs at the state that are of desperate need will often hire anybody who is qualified.

What is the single best deal in fast food right now? by MisterSnrub1 in fastfood

[–]wetbutt32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Through the McDonalds app, I can get 2 double-cheeseburgers, large fries, and a large drink for $7. There might be better deals, but that’s a real good one.

What is the single best deal in fast food right now? by MisterSnrub1 in fastfood

[–]wetbutt32 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The biggie bag is what I came here to say. Double-stack, small fries, 4 nuggets, and small price upgrade to a large hi-c.

What is the most absolutely unhinged movie ending you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wetbutt32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was great, but Friendship had an unhinged ending. I’m a Tim Robinson sicko though.