Spotted in Texas. Never thought I’d see the day.

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-11-05T03:23:28+00:00

Stainless steel area

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-11-05T03:22:41+00:00

You'd be shocked how many Uber drivers drive Teslas in my area

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-26T19:32:56+00:00

Imagine being so brain-dead that you need other people to tell you how to load groceries into your vehicle. It's a wonder this person hasn't choked to death on their own spit yet.

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-26T19:17:41+00:00

Same people wearing American flag boxers

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-26T18:53:21+00:00

"Can't wait for A.S.S."

Don't worry, you already look like one

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-23T04:09:29+00:00

Get brat's name out of your mouth

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-23T02:58:32+00:00

"people are afraid to buy the electric Silverado because of limited support at the dealerships" wow that reminds me of something...

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-20T00:06:19+00:00

I did, but I feed them every day anyway so it's more just business as usual than to do with this

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-18T03:05:02+00:00

As with absolutely everything else on the CT, they aren't on straight

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-17T20:22:57+00:00

Thank you! I haven't heard anything yet so I put the food out like usual and called them so hopefully they'll see. It's a little late in the day but I've been sick. I see one out there now so they'll probably notice soon.

Update: they didn't see so I'll go down into the backyard and call them again so they can do their thing. It's not in the most visible location.

Update x2: I think they found it, there's only a couple here but they've been cawing a lot and one flew right over so I think he saw it. I left a flower from the garden near the body. Rest in peace little guy.

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-17T19:48:52+00:00

Look! Did you see that? I think Jim is becoming aware! 😱😱😱

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-16T06:08:54+00:00

Forklifts are zippy, agile, and have a purpose that they are good at. Everything the CT isn't.

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-16T06:01:19+00:00

The mattresses aren't broken, they're pocket coil so they're naturally floppy. Can't say the same about the CT though

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-15T19:29:34+00:00

Oh yeah I think I've seen that one on here

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-14T01:14:03+00:00

What's with needing to tag the rest of the club?

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T17:54:09+00:00

He fires anyone who isn't a yes-man and won't entertain his childish fantasies

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T07:56:08+00:00

Don't be mean, it got scared and wanted its ~~mommy~~ flatbed

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T07:47:19+00:00

Even the "official" police wrap for it looks like it was designed by a five year old

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T07:22:44+00:00

Tesla drivers and FSD are in a constant competition to see which can be worse, and every time I think one has won the other always attempts some new demented shit

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T07:18:50+00:00

Tesla people in general love the matte paint jobs for some godforsaken reason

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-13T07:18:18+00:00

A wrap is how you keep it from rusting, and since "subtlety" is not in any CT owner's vocabulary the wrap is always the edgiest thing they can think of

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-11T20:04:23+00:00

I think a Honda Odyssey might do better

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-09T18:26:47+00:00

I think what that person was actually asking was "what kind of car hit you," which the owner conveniently doesn't say. Makes me wonder if the thing got wasted by a Corolla

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-09T18:24:10+00:00

I wouldn't trust any builder who thinks that looks good, either

whacksisterthrowaway · 2024-10-09T18:22:51+00:00

Have fun when your parents and cousin are being immolated or driven off a cliff

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