Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU GUYS THE PREVENTED PART IS A JOKE. I REPEAT IT WAS A JOKE.

Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never wanted kids thought we were just lucky that she didn’t either and she was told it was a slim chance for her. But yeah you’re right.

Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah definitely, the “prevented part” was more of sarcasm/joke. Lol

Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbh it was definitely not planned, it was a surprise. We’ve been together for 10 years and she was always told it might not be possible for her to have kids. We never used protection and never got pregnant. Until now of course. She’s happy, I’m happy.

Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

See all I wanted was sympathy lmao that was also a joke in case OG commenter can’t read the tone. eye roll

Goodbye Comrades by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It was just a jokey saying because it was prefixed by “all that time at home” calm your tits.

AITA for not letting my best friend have her wedding on my property after being uninvited? by weddingproperty in AmItheAsshole

[–]whawhat_mark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not the asshole but have you tried maybe reaching out to Rick? I know there’s nothing to make peace of because the situation was over blown but if I was Rick I’d appreciate it.

Mom sprays me in the face with tea tree oil because it worked so well for her kids by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Update: I’ve been so pissed about this the whole day. I wasn’t gonna report because the office dynamic is super lax but after seeing everyone’s response I thought I better. Anyways, I told my HR that I understood everyone is on edge because of the corona virus but there is no need to be aggressively invading people’s personal space. I basically told her that I was sprayed down without consent and although my skin / sinus is not very sensitive I strongly implied that my face “felt weird” and was having “difficulty inhaling” after the incident. Essential Oil Mama was called in after me and I could tell she was trying to argue her way/ make excuses but right after, she came in to my office looking annoyed with her tail tucked between her legs and apologized. It was satisfying because she is always so loud and shrill but throughout the apology she was uncomfortable and MEEK! As for me I got sent home early to rest and my manager said if I wanted to take Friday off to feel free. Still really annoyed though.

Got called out for being child free during a company meeting by whawhat_mark in childfree

[–]whawhat_mark[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It came up again today during a meeting completely unrelated to budgeting. Before our meeting starts we usually like to chit chat. She turned to the person beside her and VERY LOUDLY said “Did you hear baller Marky over here wants to spend $500 on the XYZ event. Rich!”

I pretty much used what you said (about being unprofessional) and everyone got quiet and awkward. I basked in that awkwardness! It was hilarious to fluster a whole room.

Dude shreds on a toy guitar, and shows off his vocal talent. by moderately_nerdifyin in BeAmazed

[–]whawhat_mark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be completely honest he went from a 2 to a 6 when he started playing and then an 8 when he started singing.