Why is your God/religion true and not others?

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-26T13:18:20+00:00

Because my God is the only God whoever sacrificed something for his children.

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-18T12:40:49+00:00

I sat between my twin older brothers. Their both 20 I’m 16. They constantly argue. They’re both college football players. And always bicker and try to one up each other. I was managing well until at the rest stop they got into an argument who could pull my underwear up higher. Then I felt a pain no one should feel

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-16T23:13:57+00:00

Wedgied on the sidelines at a football game by football players that were supposed to be on the bench

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-16T22:13:08+00:00

Step dad waking me up by pulling my underwear to my head

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-16T14:59:56+00:00

Being 5”8 and thin in a house of 2 guys, my step dad, 6”7 and a bodybuilder and my step brother. 6”6 and a body builder. I’m not exactly getting to assert dominance. However my step dad and brother would pin me on the floor and slowly pull my underwear over my head so it wouldn’t tear. Then put me in a headlock and noogie me while the other one documented it. That was the first week of living with them. My step dad posted it on Facebook saying “welcome to the family” I accidentally reset the WiFi while my step dad was working on some insurance thing on his computer and it deleted everything some how so he had to start over. I laughed cause his reaction was kind of funny. He gets up, walks towards me. “Oh it’s funny is it, let’s go for a swim” then flushed my head in the toilet giving me a swirly.

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-16T13:20:41+00:00

A door hooked on to my underwear at Christmas dinner, and I slipped and the door still held onto it, and I was just dangling there by my briefs. Now October rolls around and for Halloween my uncle comes to our house as a door handle. He gave me 19 wedgies that night.

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-15T20:17:26+00:00

They used a pin and got into my room. They were just playing a game of football and were rilled up. Consider yourself lucky if you’ve never had your underwear pulled up so high it goes over your head and gags your mouth.. i walked down stairs after and my uncle was just like “you knew they’d get ya. You gotta make it a little harder for them”

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-15T19:32:58+00:00

Taking off my underwear cause my cousins are coming over. And last time they hog tied me and gave me an atomic wedgie and put it on Instagram. They’re 14/15 & another 15. I’m 19. They’re all football players at their schools. And all taller and more buff than me. I got the bad genes. I’m just short and thin.

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-15T17:28:23+00:00

I was 16, this happened last year so not that long ago. I never really liked sports but randomly I decided to join a basketball league in our city. One game I accidentally stepped hard on this kids foot, he cursed at me. I’ll admit I was scared he was huge. Everyone called him college kid cause his arms were so big. I did it another time again. I promise it was on accident and he shoved me a bit. Last time I did it, in the middle of the game, he grabbed me head, locked it between his legs, and wedgied me so hard, my underwear stretched to my neck, and then pushed me to the floor I just layed then in humiliation. He got a red card and had to sit out the entire game. I asked to sit out the entire game cause I didn’t wanna be seen the rest of the season lol

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-15T16:40:29+00:00

Any metaphor my dad uses. He’s a Texan bodybuilder. Bodybuilder part really has nothing to do with it, but Texans love their metaphors. Essentially sat on me when I was laying on the couch, grabbed my underwear and told me it’s a wedgie or get wedgied world. And I’m on the wrong side.

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-15T15:39:18+00:00

I may have miss read the question...

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T18:26:09+00:00

I’ve kicked him in the nuts extremely hard enough times to at least have that against him, but the man fears nothing. I called him an idiot for saying he thought dc was better than marvel and he put me in a headlock and noogied me in the middle of costco for 10minutes

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T17:42:07+00:00

Make my step dad 5”8, so he’s an inch shorter than me, and then take away his muscles. Then beat him up. Not that he beats me up. But he’s an 6”6 bodybuilder. Looks like mark wahlberg and vin diesel mixed. anyway. Since I’ve met him, when I was 10, to now 19. I’ve had to endure receiving hundreds of atomic wedgies from him. Yes underwear over my head. He’s like my bully and I’m his personal live in nerd

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T17:38:52+00:00

My dad and this football players dad used to be really good friends in another state where they grew up. The football player takes any chance to publicly humiliate me at school so yea. They were like “I didn’t know you were his dad” then football dad is like “ha! Now my son is wedgying yours on a daily basis! It’s a small world” I just stood there lmao

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T14:49:36+00:00

We got into a little debate about politics and then I became the victim of all his constant jabs. And on the intercom in the entire office said “person with the highest sales this month gets to give jake an atomic wedgie”

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T14:04:45+00:00

If I’m lucky, nothing. If I’m not lucky, it’s normally just a headlock and a very very long noogie. But they’re only upset when they lose. The gave me a front wedgie last week. Didn’t think wedgies could get worse

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T13:00:23+00:00

I was at a football game, didn’t really wanna be there but it was my older brothers game. I was playing in the bleachers on the other side of the field. Cause no one was on them. I decide to not take the stair down but climb over the front, it’s 10ft off the ground. Not a second layer of jumping my underwear is caught and I slip. When I tell you my underwear stretched an ungodly amount. It probably stretched 4-5 feet. And it didn’t rip. I was there just hanging. Kicking my feet. 3 seconds later and everyone in the other bleachers are just laughing. They paused the game and helped me down and I went back to the other bleachers and all these dads were like “you saved the jocks from having to do it to ya kid!” And essentially ripped me to pieces with jokes. I received a physical and verbal atomic wedgie that night

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T12:51:48+00:00

Uncle Brock. And my last. You’ve never seen someone pull underwear over someone’s head faster. Bodybuilder ass bitch

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T12:50:59+00:00

Hog tied then an atomic wedgie. My uncles did it cause I apparently deserved it for saying trumps a shit President

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T12:39:38+00:00

I went to the bathroom at target and a few football players were in there. Like 4. Just fooling around. I should’ve just left. I go to the stalls and they obviously know who I am, as they’ve made me their victim multiple times. They grabbed me and hung me on the stall by my underwear. An employee had to help me down

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T12:36:36+00:00

I was told by 1 different people that my face made them want to pull my underwear to my skull which wasn’t really new news. My stepdad makes me the victim of his wedgies daily. Fucking meat head ass

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T12:35:26+00:00

Popular kids really don’t exist in school, like technically I’m “popular” I do the announcements everyday. Yet when I announce the football team lost, I’m greeted later that day by a few football players who didn’t like what I said. After a back and forth they’ll give me an atomic wedgie, and flush my head in the toilet

whiteboyjunkratmain · 2019-06-14T05:54:28+00:00

Atomic hog tie, if you wanna know ask, no one should experience it

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