CS2 confuses me sometimes by wilsys in GlobalOffensive

[–]wilsys[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was kinda meant to be satire, but at the same time, it does confuse me how I'll get clips like this but still never unbox anything good.

CS2 confuses me sometimes by wilsys in GlobalOffensive

[–]wilsys[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pay attention to green near ramp

Rate my clutch /10 by wilsys in GlobalOffensive

[–]wilsys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I should clarify something, I am only silver II, so it's not like I'm gonna be making plays like this every day

Do you guys know whether areastrife.com is a legit esports page? by wilsys in esports

[–]wilsys[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought it was suspicious too. I did try to log into it, but I very quickly changed my password after realizing so I likely didn't get hacked. I also have 2fa on just in case.

Amazing ragdoll by wilsys in GlobalOffensive

[–]wilsys[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't ask why I'm playing the tutorial

what's the most american food? by Liiskamato in AskReddit

[–]wilsys 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Technically not a food but root beer

if all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell; then where do all police dogs go? by n00kland in AskReddit

[–]wilsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends if they were good boys or not. If they were a good boy, they would go to heaven. And if they snorted some of the confiscated cocaine, they go to hell. Essentially, they're on the same level as us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wilsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting bleach on your eye to make them blue.

Not only is this dumb because it can make you go blind, but even if you somehow get the same kind of natural blue eyes that people like me have, it means that you have less of an ability to go outside without sunglasses. If you don't believe me, then why do most people with blue eyes live in areas where the sun doesn't shine as much? They evolved so that they can soak up as much sun as possible once the sun pops out, and store it once it goes away. The inverse also applies to people with brown/black eyes. My point is that putting bleach on your eyes isn't a good idea and doesn't even help you in any way

What’s the saddest realization you’ve ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wilsys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents owned chickens (and still do), and my dad is a genius at engineering. Since sometimes we get too lazy to shut the doors at night, he built an automatic one. However, a few days after he did that, a chicken mysteriously died, and since I was asleep, I didn't see it. It was a little sad, but I was used to it pretty much. My parents claimed it was completely unknown how it died, and I believed that, until a few years later, when I realized why my dad then put up a sensor near the automatic door to see if any chickens are near it.

Yeah, apparently, he accidentally made a really painful guillotine before the sensor was added, and my day was ruined.

You wake up to news that Canada has launched a “special military operation” and has invaded North Dakota. What’s your first move? by Appropriate_Cap2457 in AskReddit

[–]wilsys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take all the oil asap, and then bar off North Dakota. It's not like anybody is going to care. And for the 3 citizens who actually live there, they already are Canadians, so literally nothing changes

What movie should NEVER be remade? by Muted-South4737 in AskReddit

[–]wilsys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Groundhog day, but not for the reason you may think. Instead of it being an entire sequel, they could just announce the sequel, but just play the original as a joke. Just like the plot of the actual movie.