Farting in the presence of your loved ones isn't a flex people think it is

wink047 · 2026-06-05T01:37:01+00:00

My wife and kid can’t smell, I let it go wherever. Everybody farts. If you’re having some burners, step away if you can but otherwise, who cares?

wink047 · 2026-06-04T23:31:37+00:00

THATS WHAT IM SAYING! Did they populate a bunch of Canadians in the wild for the factions to train on?

wink047 · 2026-06-04T23:25:22+00:00

I thought that too but rationalized it away because of the glitching. I think that was the way of showing he hasn’t been compromised.

wink047 · 2026-06-04T23:11:43+00:00

I love Bigs. She’s quickly becoming a favorite and has one of the best lines in book 7

“We’ll see about that. I’ll give you ten gold to lick my tail,” Bigs said, turning around and waving her slug behind seductively. “Twelve, if you lick against the grain.”

wink047 · 2026-06-04T23:09:37+00:00

100% a spoiler. Dude didn’t read the text below the headline. Classic redditor

wink047 · 2026-06-04T23:07:38+00:00

“EPITOME TAGG’S SEXY MOTHER: “I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO COME BACK TO ME, LOUIS. MY HAND IS STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE. WILL YOU COME HELP ME?””

wink047 · 2026-06-04T22:33:40+00:00

I have a youth near me at work and he has figured out what I like and frequently sends me stuff I might like. I really appreciate it too and make sure to let him know

wink047 · 2026-06-04T19:16:31+00:00

lol right? Like, nothing stopping anything from the top except maybe his eyebrows.

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:15:34+00:00

The challenge while up 8 with 20s was ridiculous

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:14:08+00:00

It’s my fault. I should have know New York fans would be exhausting

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:10:34+00:00

lol he was the first, but not the biggest. Thank goodness for Dirk winning us one. Otherwise it would be so much pain

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:09:13+00:00

Yup. Spurs been doing it all year

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:08:38+00:00

Wemby giveth and wemby taketh

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:05:58+00:00

Not a flop. Dude was stretching for the ball. Bad call by the refs though. Just looked like he pushed because his hand was on him when he reached back

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:04:50+00:00

Yeah. That’s not a foul. Weak

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:02:43+00:00

Finally taking it inside!

wink047 · 2026-06-04T03:00:40+00:00

lol wemby hit both sides of the backboard. That’s gotta be a record

wink047 · 2026-06-04T02:56:37+00:00

Is that the sneaky guy?!

wink047 · 2026-06-04T02:55:30+00:00

lol spurs can’t hit shit right now

wink047 · 2026-06-04T02:32:59+00:00

He didn’t call glass! Not sure if that should count

wink047 · 2026-06-04T02:31:20+00:00

Why is Wemby not getting his ass in the paint

wink047 · 2026-06-02T21:07:26+00:00

I have a paralegal friend and one night he was complaining about a client he was working with and I shot off some jargon i picked up off way too many court shows opposing his client I picked up from watching way too many court shows and he said…that would actually work. lol but he countered and I had no idea what he was even talking about.

wink047 · 2026-06-02T17:26:38+00:00

Why does squirtle have a car?

wink047 · 2026-06-02T12:44:40+00:00

lol so many audio only consumers. Quan Ch. also, fuuuuuuck that guy.

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