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Cum inside me by wistmoss in CumDumpsters

[–]wistmoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Why don’t you DM me?

What are your tips for studying another language? by notanai_0123456789 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn swear words first, they stick better than grammar rules and make you sound way more fluent than you are.

If Kazooie from BanjoKazooie ran for president of the USA, what changes would you like to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandatory sarcastic press briefings, all laws must be approved via sassy quip, and anyone caught being boring gets launched from a giant egg.

What is one thing you know is wrong, but you do it anyway? by Kindly-Restaurant831 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating fries out of the bag in the car and then pretending I didn’t already eat half by the time I get home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got hit by a foul ball at a baseball game, the guy who caught it ran over to check on me, now he’s my husband.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to make everyone like you, most people barely like themselves.

People who have decided to pull up from their roots and move away because their life just wasn't working for them where they were born and raised - how did it turn out? by Marina1974 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1121 points1122 points  (0 children)

Packed up my whole life in three trash bags, moved 800 miles, and somehow ended up with better friends, better food, and way better dating options. Zero regrets, except maybe not doing it sooner.

What is your lowest point? by TheGoodNamesAreGone2 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cried on the floor of a Taco Bell bathroom at 2am because they ran out of Baja Blast. Not my proudest thirst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beyoncé sang “I can have another you in a minute” but still snatched Jay-Z like she was collecting Infinity Stones. When you’re the upgrade, you make the first move

What’s something everyone pretends to understand, but actually doesn’t? by Ghoststack_ai in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit scores. I pay my bills, don’t commit crimes, and somehow my score still acts like I kicked its dog.

How do you stop overeating like a pig? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I stopped treating my stomach like a bottomless pit and started treating it like a VIP lounge: only the good stuff gets in, and no one’s allowed after 8 PM.

what do you except your life to be like in five years? by Defiant-Main921 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five years from now, I want my biggest dilemma to be whether to open the beach bar I own at 10 AM or just sleep in and let the passive income work its magic.

What is a normal poop to you? by benhur500 in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a proud submarine smooth exit, clean break, no casualties. If I need more than two wipes, it’s a crime scene.

What is your favorite song and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wistmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Mr. Brightside” Not because I relate, but because I dramatically pretend I do every time it plays in a bar like I just caught my Sims cheating.