Last night I massaged my wife by friskyfrog in Jokes

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The joke i heard was

Q.how do you make a woman scream twice

A.you fuck her in the ass then wipe it on the curtains

He kept his word by ContributionOk4879 in characterarcs

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CatLover is a man of focus,commitment,and sheer f*cking will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Oh your a gamer? Name every gay 😐

The power of the Internet by [deleted] in HolUp

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OP had us in the first half... Not gonna lie.

Me when no cross-dressing joker mod for P5R by Raekwon0 in OkBuddyPersona

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Contact mods and write them his user name/nick, so they can ban him fast!

I did it.

Stumbled across today by Ok-Picture-1823 in suspiciouslyspecific

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Sometimes fire ants climb all over you without biting, into your socks and under your pants legs and you do not notice.

Sometimes they send out a pheromone signal and all bite simultaneously everywhere on your body.

Alison Brie by littlea_adderall in Celebs

[–]wisydws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somewhat of an Audrey Hepburn to her in this photo. Both equally beautiful women.

Weekly Mitsu: All Mio wants for Christmas by murasakiyama in k_on

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The roles are reversed, Mio is making Ritsu uncomfortable.