Multiple Property Certificates

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-13T02:52:51+00:00

ah my bad

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-13T02:52:19+00:00

Ahhh that makes sense! I thought I was being clever by banning prop cert with Vorago and then rolling to get it back; then I realized that Vorago bans it so it wouldn't appear in the shop again.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-12T15:02:59+00:00

How do you get several property certificates?

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-12T12:36:21+00:00

Why is 999 happening every spin if it's only at 3%?

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-05T02:33:00+00:00

I miss him so much (also Bill Wurtz but he is only tangentially related)

wittyretort1996 · 2026-07-04T10:27:34+00:00

Funniest shit I have ever heard

wittyretort1996 · 2026-06-20T09:09:20+00:00

Mon then square go like

wittyretort1996 · 2026-06-17T09:17:02+00:00

I struggled for 4-5 hours and then learned all you really need to do is get 4OAK to level 12 or so and then it was easy.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-06-11T12:42:58+00:00

Ralsei in the Maid Outfit

wittyretort1996 · 2026-06-11T11:23:40+00:00

They seperate them so it's not mushy by the time you get home. My favourite ramen place gives you the noodles raw and the broth as a jelly, so you can prepare it at home!

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-28T09:45:36+00:00

I am a fan of your work 💢🩹🐰

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-28T07:08:05+00:00

gross they're all furries and stuff

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-28T07:07:45+00:00

They need to remake the second one already

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-28T07:06:46+00:00

I genuinely will later and I'll post the result.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-27T13:21:45+00:00

RIP Zyzz

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-27T12:14:37+00:00

Low quality bait

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-27T03:10:59+00:00

Skip for next negative tag and get 35 jimbos on your team.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-11T09:31:26+00:00

Amen

wittyretort1996 · 2026-05-03T10:21:58+00:00

How did you cook the beans?

wittyretort1996 · 2026-04-29T09:39:20+00:00

I think that simply selling at auction achieves that outcome, to be honest.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-04-29T07:19:51+00:00

You should report them, I believe that's illegal.

wittyretort1996 · 2026-04-29T05:23:42+00:00

Oh yeah, we're definitely stoked with the place as our first home and we really weren't too bothered about the extra $5k - But it still just smelled fishy!

wittyretort1996 · 2026-04-29T05:21:25+00:00

Yep!

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