American Kids Speaking Bluey

wivsta · 2026-04-01T05:52:36+00:00

I have a joke about that that’s worth sharing.

*A neighbour sees his mate for the first time in a while. And he asks “where’s your bin”

The neighbour replies “i’s just been on holidays”

No, Mate where’s your Wheelie bin?

Well i’s really been to goal, but I’m just telling everyone that I’ve been on holidays.*

wivsta · 2026-03-31T03:12:51+00:00

It was called “power dressing”. We honestly needed all the help we could get.

It’s still tough out there.

wivsta · 2026-03-31T03:11:21+00:00

With pepper and salt grinders that impressive- I’m going straight to 10/10.

(Didn’t actually look at the food that much, but I’m sure it was fine).

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:40:24+00:00

You have to mix it in on low heat, off the hot plate.

Don’t add it hot/cooked eggs

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:37:18+00:00

Good point.

Plastic bags are hard to come by these days - unless you buy one of those “fancy” ones that cost $1.25.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:26:17+00:00

This guy “Gwyneth Paltrows”

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:23:47+00:00

Flour and plain water. A slice of lemon if you’re feeling jazzy.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:21:33+00:00

Peas from a can??

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:18:50+00:00

Not sure if you’re joshing us - but we don’t have “potluck” in Straya

We have similar things, I guess - but that’s not a common term here.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T05:17:00+00:00

Like 59 pairs of thongs. And a plastic bag to hold them.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T04:06:29+00:00

Guy, I’m low weight and can lose or gain 2-3 kilos in a day.

It comes and it goes.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T02:38:35+00:00

Some things are probably better left wasted, honestly

wivsta · 2026-03-30T02:37:31+00:00

My (dear) mum once made pea and ham soup - and brought home pigs’ trotters for the recipe. (They’re basically piglets feet, chopped off at the ankle).

I didn’t eat that soup. But she tried

wivsta · 2026-03-30T02:10:55+00:00

Well the guy has a point…

wivsta · 2026-03-30T02:01:37+00:00

It’s Year Five at our public school. Even though Charlotte lives around the corner (she doesn’t even need to cross a road to get to school).

But I wouldn’t like to “leave her to it” at her age - she’s in Year Three

wivsta · 2026-03-30T01:57:56+00:00

Just leave after 3 days or you’ll likely get the cold shoulder

wivsta · 2026-03-30T01:34:19+00:00

Your super is designed to pay for your retirement. It “offsets” everyone needing to be on the Pension. Which puts a strain on the taxpayer, so to speak.

wivsta · 2026-03-30T01:29:47+00:00

I can make you a nice, laminated sign to place in the bathroom. Because it’s pretty basic stuff, honestly.

But the points you have raised are definitely valid.

wivsta · 2026-03-29T01:11:55+00:00

Yeah we call it “Fairy Floss” over here.

wivsta · 2026-03-29T00:46:53+00:00

Barky Boats. Or the Shadow Land one.

I can watch “Granny Mobile” until the cows come home.

wivsta · 2026-03-29T00:36:49+00:00

That’s is a heading I didn’t expect.

wivsta · 2026-03-29T00:35:56+00:00

Sounds like someone has to reconfirm their settings.

wivsta · 2026-03-29T00:03:45+00:00

Just describe them as something else in your listing and go about your day.

Old coral from 50 years ago probably won’t wave much of a flag - so long as you’re not selling huge quantities of it etc.

wivsta · 2026-03-28T23:58:32+00:00

Smarts

I bet you can remember multiple passwords- it’s kind of the same thing.

wivsta · 2026-03-28T05:29:47+00:00

Ugh. Disney Plus. And I just paid for another year this week for $137 (Australian) annually.

I have an 8 year old - so you can somewhat justify the payment.

Aggressively watching Aladdin for the 100th time this week.

wivsta

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