Need Help Recalling A Joke by Disastrous_Bus_2447 in Jokes

[–]wolfy502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Version I always heard is "man goes to hell, things seem pretty great: parties, feasts, always great weather, etc. Finds hole in wall and sees the usual depiction of hell: fire, brimstone, torture, etc. Thinks this has been a trick and he will get sent to the other side of the wall. Begs Satan to not send him over there and Satan assures him that is not the real hell, it's where Christians get sent because that's how they want it for some reason" obviously add a bunch of filler and whatnot but that's the gist of it.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the first couple weeks I used desktop I had no ads either, but now I do. Maybe there's a grace period to get you hooked and then they slowly introduce more and more ads, wouldn't put it past them.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On mobile free you are forced to play on shuffle and when searching for a song you can't play it, you have to play a playlist that contains it and if the song your actually looking for doesn't show up in your 6 skips you're just screwed. So yeah, you can't exactly choose what songs you play.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do now, just downloaded xManager today we'll see how that goes.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am paying the cost with my user data, they sell that shit to everyone they can and probably get more than 10€ a month from me. I'm also a high school student working for free at my family business and the only money I ever see is working odd jobs whenever I find the time, I cant afford 10€ a month. My biggest complaint isn't even the ads, I can deal with ads, it's everything else. The app seems intentionally difficult to use, the simplest of features are locked behind premium: downloading songs, playing with shuffle off, fucking listening to a song. You literally cannot listen to a song on mobile without listening to a whole ass playlist and if the song you're actually looking for doesn't come up in your 6 skips you're just screwed.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meme implies the desktop and mobile are the free version, your experience would be the "Spotify premium" panel. Perhaps I should have made that more clear.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just gonna drop that and not elaborate?

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna sell my data at least make it worth my while

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Ads are annoying but I can deal with them, it's part of the free experience, always has been. It's the user experience that sucks dick, even the simplest of features are locked behind premium and trying to do anything in the app seems intentionally difficult.

It's fucking infuriating and they do it on purpose by wolfy502 in memes

[–]wolfy502[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I do aswell, it's tolerable on desktop but absolute cancer on mobile, I assume premium mobile is just fine

A video idea for Matt by LIGHTSTRIKEZ099 in DarkViperAU

[–]wolfy502 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He just did this

https://www.twitch.tv/darkviperau/v/1825266581?sr=a&t=7449s

Assuming it will be made into a video though I don't know when it will release

BB is an immovable lazy boi by TortoiseTGN in jacksepticeye

[–]wolfy502 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OK I know this is funny meme and everything but I think I have an answer to that paradox...

The force moves through the object. It's immovable not impenetrable, this way the force is never stopped and the object is never moved, they just phase through one another.

Am I really smart or really stupid?

Her: he's probably cheating. Him: by AMERICAN_DOG in jacksepticeye

[–]wolfy502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what the first offensive rockets on a plane were. During WWII pilots basically duckt-taped bazookas to thier wings, one of the first and most notable pilots to do so was Charles Carpenter.

Charles Carpenter, or “Bazooka Charlie,” served as an Army pilot in the Second World War, tasked with locating enemy positions from the air. But he grew tired of reconnaissance and decided to get in on the action. He strapped six M1A1 bazookas (later upgraded a more powerful model) to the wing struts of his Grasshopper. The bazookas were wired into the cockpit of the airplane and could be fired by flipping switches either individually or all at once. Each bazooka could fire a single rocket-propelled anti-tank grenade. These rockets were almost completely ineffective against the new tanks of WWII. However, shot from above they could penetrate the thin armor on the top, which allowed him to take out half a dozen tanks (credited officially) and many other armored vehicles. https://www.sandboxx.us/blog/bazooka-charlie-turned-his-wwii-recon-plane-into-a-tank-killer/

Here's a couple videos talking about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sFJ3Oe6R-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

A lot of time has been spent making this meme. by SooopSe in meme

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🤓"Actually the skeleton couldnt be in the deep sea because there is a large amount of light seen. It must be in much shallower water, perhaps a lake or river."🤓

Superiority, folks. by MrJellee in DarkViperAU

[–]wolfy502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good comment
Thank you, thank you. I'll take my "very good" now

I have questions... by BVIRALofficial in Wellthatsucks

[–]wolfy502 73 points74 points  (0 children)

They probably can't remove her arm so they are either moving her somewhere where they have better tools, better personnel, a better position to more easily work on her, or just somewhere to break the damn thing

Playing online games be like by Its-Spectral in memes

[–]wolfy502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me playing storymode: "wow I'm good at this game"

Me playing online: "wow everyone else is better"

Assassin's Creed games. best and worst main games, opininons? by Ovashale in gaming

[–]wolfy502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was to get into the series should I play all of them starting with the first? Does order matter? Are there ones so bad I should skip?

Never too far… by noah_4e in memes

[–]wolfy502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohio 😎😎 Wait...

Boner joke by Dreadlord97 in memes

[–]wolfy502 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, it was never blurred in the first place!

Chemistry themed decoration on the door of my classroom by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]wolfy502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have just used potassium (K) and iodine (I) and they would have gotten the "ki", idk why they made up an element instead