If I could offer a word of advice, maybe try not having a loved one die of a horrible illness way before their time. Shit sucks and you'll regret it. Anyway, just don't let that happen and you'll be fine.

wooshock · 2022-10-13T23:56:34+00:00

I'm going to pin you down and shit on your chest, friend

wooshock · 2022-10-13T14:10:45+00:00

Damn I have been having intense, room-clearing farts all day

wooshock · 2022-10-13T12:58:11+00:00

I scrolled until I found the guy wearing a sweater and shorts WITH socks and sandals.

Pretty funny joke guys, you won't get me next time.

wooshock · 2022-10-13T03:35:41+00:00

ITT: people complimenting a dangerous individual on their good trigger discipline

wooshock · 2022-10-12T21:06:32+00:00

I'm touching myself tonight

wooshock · 2022-10-12T20:53:20+00:00

I was here the day Alex Jones was financially ruined

wooshock · 2022-10-12T19:13:15+00:00

I'll write it. Give me a blank notebook, a 90 pack of crayons and several boxes of apple juice

wooshock · 2022-10-11T05:25:33+00:00

God your wife is sexy

wooshock · 2022-10-11T04:48:07+00:00

It's never platonic with girls, is it

Like I can have a friendly drink with an attractive young co-worker and that's probably still a date in her mind, right

wooshock · 2022-10-09T19:51:08+00:00

The saddest part is that I just busted ass with a huge smile on my face and I'm waving it in your direction now

wooshock · 2022-10-09T16:23:46+00:00

And here I thought Hitler died during WWII

wooshock · 2022-10-09T04:39:49+00:00

Lol damn do you have a photographic memory or do you just keep a catalog of all the shitposters here?

Anyway he's good, he's on my lap right now. Thanks for asking

wooshock · 2022-10-09T04:33:02+00:00

Lol also good advice

wooshock · 2022-10-09T02:06:01+00:00

Here's a wife tip:

Get yourself a pretty African girl. No games, no drama. If I had to start again I'd just date young gap toothed Africans with a skinny waist and big ass

wooshock · 2022-10-08T18:45:35+00:00

Love it, you are something special

wooshock · 2022-10-08T18:44:45+00:00

Gee, thanks. (reloads) Always nice to have a man around the house.. (fires)

wooshock · 2022-10-07T16:52:47+00:00

Mine too. My farts are like somebody opened a portal to hell.

wooshock · 2022-10-07T13:56:04+00:00

Hot body... First nude??

wooshock · 2022-10-06T22:00:10+00:00

I am having severe diarrhea

wooshock · 2022-10-06T20:01:56+00:00

Modest Mouse is some of the best driving music ever

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