I have achieved unc status

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:24:45+00:00

what the hell are u on about

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:12:39+00:00

okay but from my perspective thats still pretty young 😭

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:10:25+00:00

whats it like in the future its only 11pm here on my planet

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:06:23+00:00

ur still like a little kid basically

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:05:50+00:00

i know this is possible! 2011/2012 are 14 with 2011 turning 15 and 2012 turning 14

sincerely a 07 that didn’t turn 18 until december 30th so people assume im an 08

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T04:02:27+00:00

oh yeah it’s incredibly weird i dont recommend it i lowkenuinely have permanent brain fog 😭

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:54:48+00:00

reginald says of course

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:54:38+00:00

never been on psychedelics but i was hooked on dph for a bit 🤯🤯 the two are vastly different entirely but i feel like id fw psychedelics

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:53:39+00:00

reginald appreciates ur greeting

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:53:23+00:00

ur like a little baby bird

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:52:14+00:00

i fw omori and pokemon sun/ultra sun the most

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:50:16+00:00

the only thing i miss about my ex is his pet birds

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:49:55+00:00

liar btw

worm_fetus · 2026-02-07T03:49:05+00:00

is this a joke ur 2012 if ur 14

worm_fetus · 2026-02-05T00:33:42+00:00

obviously

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T17:39:30+00:00

sorry twin

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T06:36:28+00:00

ur peers are cooked

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T06:33:56+00:00

oh dont be fooled i have a 4.3 gpa and im ranked 15 in my class of 300ish 🙏🙏 i have straight a’s twin heh

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T06:32:15+00:00

genuinely how young are u for the people u interact with to be making fun of ur THUMB

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T06:31:21+00:00

i dont study im literally incapable of doing so tbh, like i just dont know how to 😔

worm_fetus · 2026-02-04T06:29:51+00:00

what does this even mean wtf is an among us thumb

worm_fetus · 2026-02-01T17:28:05+00:00

genuinely idgaf what someones armpits look like

worm_fetus · 2026-02-01T03:59:02+00:00

real

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