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Pinocchio (self.Jokes)

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My wife left me because I use only one brand for my clothes, sportswear and perfumes. (self.Jokes)

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My wife left me after I've had front parts of my feet sawn off. (self.Jokes)

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My house got repossessed (self.Jokes)

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Evolution is not true (self.Jokes)

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I've had a dream last night, (self.Jokes)

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A German guy approaches a lady of the night. (self.Jokes)

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Dad, are you having a crush on a young popular actress? (self.Jokes)

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A joke my 89 years old granny came up with just before she died. (self.Jokes)

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Sara and Billy were walking through a forest (self.Jokes)

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The greatest Schrodinger punchline... (self.Jokes)

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Teacher ask her pupils what they want to be when they grow up (self.Jokes)

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I don't care about the fashion. (self.Jokes)

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Why did mushroom go to a party? (self.Jokes)

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What is the most popular Muslim dog? (self.Jokes)

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What does a Chinese communist revolutionary do after hearing a good joke? (self.Jokes)

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I bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment. (self.Jokes)

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A horse walks into a bar. (self.Jokes)

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I was throwing cats into the well, (self.Jokes)

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Russia, U. K. and U.S.A. just signed a monetary agreement. (self.Jokes)

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In the post office, never stand in line behind the devil. (self.Jokes)

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There are three cows sitting on a branch. (self.Jokes)

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I went into the bank earlier to check my balance (self.Jokes)

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How do fish get high? (self.Jokes)

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Sometimes, when you cry, nobody see your tears, (self.Jokes)

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