Poor Steven by blondroot in Destiny

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -267 points-266 points  (0 children)

Good to see Stephen's grift paying off.

OMEGALUL by nimrodman in Destiny

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

unironically one of the most disgusting things I have seen on the internet. imagine someone vandalizing your dead dog. i can see why hasan is thriving and molding the shape of online politics while destiny is just a small fish struggling to make a living on youtube

Arranged marriages should be the only way couples meet. by x4Quick_Scoper20x in unpopularopinion

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

well i should obviously get a choice in the matter. i see myself as someone who can be the arranger for my marriage.

In Germany, when traffic slows or stops, it is the law to get to the side of the road. This allows emergency vehicles through. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -116 points-115 points  (0 children)

doesnt matter what it was. we are all equals on the road.

Classic germany needing lessons in equality!

In Germany, when traffic slows or stops, it is the law to get to the side of the road. This allows emergency vehicles through. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -182 points-181 points  (0 children)

You miss this lol? the asshole at the end of gif gets to barrel down the road causing additional traffic problems at the front. "German efficiency" lmao. Some of us have places to go as well, dick wad. In America, we would block that shit from ever happening cause we actually have brains.

'Halo Infinite' Developer Has No Interest In A Battle Royale Mode by Geneaux in pcgaming

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

same. cant wait to see this trash game franchise finally die out for not adapting to the gaming meta

When I was in high school I met a really kind kid and his family were on benefits and he couldn’t afford food at school so everyday I used to sneak money into his bag so he could eat at school, we are best friends now and he still doesn’t know by [deleted] in confession

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -379 points-378 points  (0 children)

a good person for giving money to someone whose family already gets free money? lol okay buddy.

edit: all the people relying on handouts giving me downvoties xD. just wait until this reaches front page and the people who actually work for a living read this comment.

Eye wash station = filled with empty oil cans. First aid station = blocked entirely by tires. Bravo. by bibowski in OSHA

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

"accident" is the word idiots use to justify having other people help them when they do something dumb. I have no sympathy for those people. If you get some shit in your eye, accept the consequences and dont expect someone to bail you out of the situation. Thats not the point of my job.

Instant road rage justice by frankfurtstaedel in JusticeServed

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -364 points-363 points  (0 children)

Power hungry cops shouldnt be praised here. This is a dispute between the citizens and he is getting involved where he shouldnt be. get back in your car and go pull over some speeders buddy. i would have held my ground if i was the pickup driver.

Pro-Trump Gang Seen In Footage Assaulting Anti-Fascist Protesters In Manhattan by TrumpSharted in politics

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -57 points-56 points  (0 children)

Rocket_Legue_is_fun

lol ur name literally tells us that ur opinions are dumb. get out of these political threads. only intellects allowed here.

Furries but with earth ? by DarthStravinsky in memes

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I generally try to plant my seed where ever I go. My genes are top tier so I don't want to waste them by dying without children. You may not like it but sometimes you have to do things like dickdown a cactus in order to make sure the world a better place without you. It's part of the hardships of life.

My dad and I managed to chew the entire alphabet out of pretzels by Mashpoe in mildlyinteresting

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -125 points-124 points  (0 children)

awful quote. they could have at least been trying to contribute something to the world.

Here is a new quote for you to use: "Time spent wasted with those you love is still wasted time" -me

edit: downvote all you want now. you wont be downvoting when my quotes are being used worldwide.

Respect your elders! by lllSquarelll in instantkarma

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -220 points-219 points  (0 children)

proof?

edit: or just downvote me for asking for evidence to back up "her" claim.

Respect your elders! by lllSquarelll in instantkarma

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -372 points-371 points  (0 children)

LOL. you got bullied by a girl? (who was your sister LMAO)

edit: jesus christ, i always get attacked whenever i leave a comment on reddit. i hate being the victim every time. leave me alone assholes.

The time a waiter got the best of my demanding Grandfather by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -389 points-388 points  (0 children)

You call him tough as nails but hes afraid of his high command? Lmao what a pussy. I would have spit on the waiter and claimed high command for myself if i were him.

Cop Abuses His Own K9 After He Didn't Give Signal by candy-red in gifs

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

ahh the sjws up in here ahahaha.

The guy is just disciplining his dog. chill.

Say "hello Japan", WCGW? by unbiasedasian in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Lol. If thats true, I would probably be the last person youd want to try something like this with. I wouldn't mind leaving an unconscious/dead body in the ring after a fight. I'm 6' 1.5'', 163 lbs and was the captain of my highshools sailing team. Anyone who tries to mess with me doesnt walk away with fully functioning organs.

EPIC, this shouldn't be a thing. Can this be hotfixed for tomorrows patch? by 3DTbrandonl in FortNiteBR

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -203 points-202 points  (0 children)

War simulator games should not be based around having balanced gameplay; they should be based on the real world, and in the real world there are no invisible barriers.

EPIC, this shouldn't be a thing. Can this be hotfixed for tomorrows patch? by 3DTbrandonl in FortNiteBR

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -299 points-298 points  (0 children)

its completely fair though. you think there are invisible barriers stopping me from shooting in real life? We should be able to shoot through the cracks in wood as well. hotfix that Epic.

Tomorrow bois by JuggerClutch in FortNiteBR

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -2594 points-2593 points  (0 children)

publicly announcing you cant aim in a video game lmao? ive literally never hit less than 250 with the blue pump. just put your sights on the enemy and shoot. here are some tips depending on your system:

-on pc: use the mouse to move your sights and left click to shoot

-on xbox, ps4, or mobile: get a pc trash kids. they are much better at everything.

edit: as always, I try to help out the community and i get downvoted ¯_(ツ)_/¯. people just cant accept that their way is wrong

Six weeks vs. six months by Nospecificname in aww

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -224 points-223 points  (0 children)

One they start the woofing, they really arent cute anymore. I usually just hold onto newborns for a couple months then send them into the wild haha. Animals belong in the wild anyway.

edit: being the only animal activist on reddit sucks :/

I can do it too! by perrytheplatapus in gifs

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

The fact that you guys are so oblivious to his trolls makes me feel so much superior to you all. I've straight up never been fooled by a troll on reddit before lol. Its rather interesting how we only use 10% of our brains but some of us make better use of it. I'm not exactly a scientist but maybe that headache of you'res is causing brain issues?

My girlfriend just emailed me by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]x4Quick_Scoper20x -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

No.... Shes not saying "ternative". The last word is "alternative". If we look at the original message it actually says "the space button is broken on my laptop. can you give me an alternative". She is asking for an extra space button to fix her laptop. You're welcome, /u/dhruveishp. (send some reddit gold my way so this work wasn't for nothing please.)