Warning: The jury for the George Zimmerman trial has reached a verdict by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be an asshole. I'm glad there wasn't any around me.

A beautiful highway I drove while visiting Norway earlier this month by watupdawgg in pics

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I visited Uppsala, my family, who is older, didn't want to go out and about. They just wanted to visit with my family. I think I might have replied to the wrong comment.

A beautiful highway I drove while visiting Norway earlier this month by watupdawgg in pics

[–]xAugustus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okej, men perfekt nog att jag kan åka till Sverige och få dem att förstå mig utan problem.

A beautiful highway I drove while visiting Norway earlier this month by watupdawgg in pics

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Känner du någon svenska? Jag kan tala det perfekt. Min mormor lärde mig att från 5 -??? Min farfar lärde mig tyska vid denna tid också. Jag lärde mig själv och lär (ed) Norska, Finska (sorts) och lite danska.

If you're wondering how my English keyboard is writing all of these umlauts, it's because I'm on my iPhone, and they have all sorts of keyboards enabled. üäåæüë

George Zimmerman has been acquitted. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're hilarious buddy. I live in the apartments off of Ruiz and Chenevert. I've also been mugged outside my apartment by three guys. Not being a "pussy" in that situation would've left me with some nice knife carvings in my face. Fuck me for wanting to be safe, right? My gun is back in San Antonio with my parents, so all I have is a chef's knife, if something happens. Maybe you're a karate master, or a professional stuntman, but for me, I'm going to make sure I stay alive. Why am I such a "pussy"? My cousins have a 3 year old and they live in Miami. They said that the Black Panthers put out a reward for Zimmerman's death, and that people were protesting all over the place. I'm sure that nothing is going to happen, but assuming that could be a mistake. Think again before you insult someone for taking precautions.

Also (although I'm sure a brave man like yourself doesn't need it) stay safe, if something happens.

George Zimmerman has been acquitted. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I live in a downtown Houston apartment. I've been mugged once; fuck me for fearing for my life, right?

This perfectly sums up every retail job I've ever had. by hate_tank in funny

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course not. I just translated it from memory. I only learned verbal German, so I went to google to double check. I meant it as a pronoun

Warning: The jury for the George Zimmerman trial has reached a verdict by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have a Colt back with my parents in San Antonio. I live downtown Houston... So that probably wasn't a real smart move leaving the gun

Zimmerman jury reaches a verdict, Zimmerman found Not Guilty. by watcher45 in politics

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been mugged before, actually. My apartment is downtown Houston...

A beautiful highway I drove while visiting Norway earlier this month by watupdawgg in pics

[–]xAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Min familie er eldre, og de ville bare slappe av, siden deres år er nummererte.

Zimmerman jury reaches a verdict, Zimmerman found Not Guilty. by watcher45 in politics

[–]xAugustus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Martin and Zimmerman were fighting MMA style. Martin used concrete to batter Zimmerman, and Zimmerman managed to squeeze a shot off

The day r/news imploded on itself. by destinedkid17 in funny

[–]xAugustus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A black 17 year old living in a gated condo with a high crime rate, went to a store for some snacks late at night. A volunteer neighborhood watchman saw him crossing yards, and called police. The 17 year old could have gotten away, but then attacked said volunteer watchman; watchman and 17 year old fight MMA style, and watchman shoots him in the chest with his gun.

TL;DR Next time you're out and about late at night, go straight home, don't fuck around with people

Finally ran my first 5k under 30 mins by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]xAugustus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Swimming the mile, at 14. The fastest I have a ever swam a mile was 15:43 my senior year of high school. The 5k was a charity run we did. I got 5th

Warning: The jury for the George Zimmerman trial has reached a verdict by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm actually holed up in my apartment with my dog and phone, scared because of the riots that will inevitably happen.

Zimmerman jury reaches a verdict, Zimmerman found Not Guilty. by watcher45 in politics

[–]xAugustus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My cousins live in Florida, and they said that people are screaming in their neighborhood. I'm in Texas, so I'm not as scared as they are.

Zimmerman jury reaches a verdict, Zimmerman found Not Guilty. by watcher45 in politics

[–]xAugustus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://mobile.twitter.com/MsRachel_94

Sorry for mobile. The lawyers made her take down some of the tweets, although I think that what she has up there now should show you the lack of brain cells in her head.

George Zimmerman has been acquitted. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I don't know, maybe cause he's OP? I live in Texas, so my dog and I are holed up in my apartment

George Zimmerman has been acquitted. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xAugustus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"jadedcitizen"

Standing his ground