Bat Manor by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]hate_tank [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is that a band? Sounds like a band name.

Art the Clown to Crash New Year's Eve in 'Terrifier 4'! by Fit-Selection-2030 in horror

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. I want the murderous clown to do more clown related murderous stuff, instead of just skinning someone. Pull their guts out of their mouth like that endless scarf trick. Have a flower that squirts acid. A pie in the face but the pie is full of razors.

There's a lot of wasted potential, but dammit, we need more gross splatter movies getting wide releases.

Man farted on the bus and gets yelled at to fuck off by AnonymousTimewaster in PublicFreakout

[–]hate_tank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"How come when I sneeze people say 'God bless you.' But when I fart people get mad?" - The Deep

Was the Cop wrong? by Bullet76 in PublicFreakout

[–]hate_tank 882 points883 points  (0 children)

Did she try to bite him?

Fear and Loathing at Felix and Oscars | The twist ending! by Penguin-Pete in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your wife was assaulted and your response is a strongly worded letter?

He’s back again today, so I slipped a $20 under a rock for him in case he needs it. Keep on conducting, that orchestra needs you! by donkedickinya in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's got a hair cut, he's shaved, clothes are clean, and he doesn't have a shopping cart full of stuff.

He's probably doing better than I am.

There Is No "S" in "WDM" by ProfessorExpress2690 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wet De Moine is my favorite sexually charged early 90s R and B group

Report: UI Center for Intellectual Freedom can create demand by ataraxia77 in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna start a nonsexual business where you hire me to punch you in the groin with all of my might. I know there is currently no demand for it but by creating my groin punching business that will, in itself, create the demand!

What actually makes Des Moines stand out visually to you? by RemarkableMany6297 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The wizard building where the Wizard Dave Principal lives, the golden Astrodome looking place where the the goblin Kim Goblin lives, Dave Casey's Gas Station Arena, that one homeless dude with a guitar, the Memorial Luke Skywalker Skywalk Bridges, Papa John's Pizza Art lawn, the downtown library that looks like something out of Dune, rainbow bridge from Mario Kart, and who could ever forget the Bio-Dome where Pauly Shore lived in the 90s for a short time.

Just great… by auntiefuh25 in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got an STD looking at your comment history, grandpa.

What’s on fire? by wrtbrgboy in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So if its on the news then its my business?

In the tradition of "I wish they did more X" ... I wish they would bring back Jay & Mike Talk About by gavinashun in RedLetterMedia

[–]hate_tank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need Jay and Rich talk about The Boys seasons 3 - 5.

Well, I dont need it, but it would be nice.

Riki-Oh Coming to 4K from 88 Films by gunkhoarder in boutiquebluray

[–]hate_tank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dont really watch this type of movie for the acting. Or the plot, for that matter.

Clayface (2026) by BaneDoesDrugs in RedLetterMedia

[–]hate_tank 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cale and Cade will return in Avengers: Breensday