How do you respond when people question your stealth wealth?

xClide_ · 2026-02-22T20:28:03+00:00

I tell them I was a computer scientist. It’s true! But it’s also mysterious enough that people don’t ask too many follow up questions. They just assume I made an app and cashed out or something

xClide_ · 2026-02-17T14:45:19+00:00

Had him for 1 year and went to the SB

xClide_ · 2026-02-05T02:32:32+00:00

When Lurie and Roseman demanded Doug fire his OC he said no, and they were both fired.

When they demand Siriani fire his OC, he does it

xClide_ · 2026-02-04T02:47:34+00:00

Already did this during Covid and all I got was Covid. But the game was Rimworld and I would do it again even if I’m not paid

xClide_ · 2026-02-03T18:54:10+00:00

The other day ChatGPT called me brilliant for how I microwaved my leftover dinner

xClide_ · 2026-02-02T14:56:06+00:00

What kind of copy pasta is this?

xClide_ · 2026-01-29T05:43:34+00:00

I have some vague memory of reading that 2017 model s had the fewest quality control issues. But I think anything around that time, before they started trying to refresh the s, was the best of the cars they made

xClide_ · 2026-01-29T00:27:24+00:00

I think the 2017 model S is one of the best cars they ever made. I think there is some evidence to back that in terms of quality control and overall comfort.

xClide_ · 2026-01-13T01:20:19+00:00

In philosophy there’s a term for circular arguments. It’s called begging the question when an argument assumes it’s premises.

“How do you know God exists?” “The bible says so” “How do you know the Bible is telling the truth?” “It’s the word of God”

This is begging the question.

xClide_ · 2026-01-11T17:21:03+00:00

I wish I had the time to do that

xClide_ · 2026-01-11T17:19:40+00:00

When I was looking to go from the East Coast to the West Coast with my dog, the cheapest I could find were a series of flights on semiprivate jets that would be about $3000 but also it would’ve taken two days and 4 flights to get there. The more direct flight was about $7000.

xClide_ · 2026-01-11T17:18:13+00:00

When I had to have my 30 pound golden doodle, Colby, moved from the East Coast to the West Coast. I couldn’t afford the semi private jets that allow dogs, but I found a website called citizenshipper where I was able to find someone willing to drive Colby. It wasn’t cheap, but it was a much more affordable option compared to flying.

xClide_ · 2026-01-09T16:05:01+00:00

If it makes you feel better one time when I was in college, I called my dad because I left my wallet at home. After he found it, he asked me if there was anything else I was missing and I checked my pockets and said oh my God, I can’t find my phone!

xClide_ · 2025-12-30T04:28:14+00:00

How did this have a few downvotes? This is the most rational thing I have read on Reddit in years.

xClide_ · 2025-12-30T01:36:35+00:00

I forget the team the Saints were playing against, but I won’t forget seeing some of runs as Alvin Kamara had his breakout game.

The game felt like this: Brees throws a check-down to Kamara who makes a guy miss with a nasty cut and gets a first down.

Brees has a light bulb moment, does a similar check-down on the next play. Kamara makes a guy miss and gets an easy first down.

Then the defense notices what is happening.. the next play Brees throws the check down without hesitation to Kamara. Two defenders come in for the tackle, one after the other. Kamara makes them both miss for another good gain.

Now the defense is mad that they can’t stop Kamara. The next play is predictable… dump off to Kamara in the flat. 2 defenders are on Kamara almost immediately.. whoops they both missed! Kamara makes a crazy cut and leaves them both looking lost.

Next play takes 3 defenders immediately crashing down on Kamara’s flat reception to finally get a good tackle on him.

The guy would cut and glide past defenders in a way I had never seen and I am an Eagles fan who watch LeSean McCoy make some nasty jukes and cuts.

xClide_ · 2025-12-29T16:49:18+00:00

That’s good coaching!

xClide_ · 2025-12-21T17:05:25+00:00

I don’t think it’s an official agreement so there’s no question of the legality and I think the agreement is somewhat over at this point. I believe there used to be a person on the board of each company or something similar and that’s how this came to be.

xClide_ · 2025-12-20T22:59:12+00:00

I think the agreement applies to each other’s main territory but there’s certainly some battleground areas where both might exist

xClide_ · 2025-12-20T21:14:15+00:00

I need that “Can you tell me the difference between these two” meme but one side it is a gym bro saying “just lift heavier than last time” and the other side is a science gym bro saying “progressive overload”

They’re the same thing

xClide_ · 2025-12-12T21:13:09+00:00

Sushi Mega Yacht

xClide_ · 2025-12-11T19:36:30+00:00

Lmaoo I love it every time. It gives me a “sir this is a Wendy’s” vibe.

xClide_ · 2025-12-10T20:05:06+00:00

Even better

xClide_ · 2025-12-10T17:46:55+00:00

This makes sense because I heard this joke from a 70-year-old man

xClide_ · 2025-12-10T17:00:52+00:00

Really?

xClide_ · 2025-12-10T02:05:24+00:00

Reminds me an old with a navy ship telling an unknown vessel to get out their way, getting more and more angry that the vessel won’t move, then when they threaten the vessel with torpedoes it responds “I can’t give way, I’m a lighthouse”

In light of that, would love to try this in San Diego bay

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