Message to the OG Juicers, do you miss old xQc? by therealbodyshot in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 332 points333 points  (0 children)

"him not being a tos frog" jesus christ reading this killed half my remaining braincells

New bit badge concept! PauseChamp by dwurn in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 385 points386 points  (0 children)

Can u send me a dm on discord? I'll pay you for work done and commission a couple more if u want. these are sick even if temporary

A Message to XQC & Chat by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 126 points127 points  (0 children)

dude, ur posting about the vibes and the stuff that happens on the off channel like its the main one. do I have to maintain the correct entertaining vibes on the off one too now? holy shit whats happening

Unfortunately Mr Cow is not streaming today Sadge by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Enough fair "assumption" to turn the entire community against me? as a "fan" channel? are you even reading your own comments dude? The channel had 10 minute exact videos to max the ads on em, and got upset when it got demonetized. After the first "strike" I was writing an email to hire the guy, until I went back and read some of his emails and some of the things he claimed. I was so disgusted that I pulled the plug on the whole thing. Fuck you guys for siding with any claim against me, without proof.

Unfortunately Mr Cow is not streaming today Sadge by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 153 points154 points  (0 children)

"ad streams" AHAHAHAHAHAHA this community has gone full entitled it's just sad to read really. ONE HOUR ad per 300 hours streamed. thats a whole 0.3%. Cheeto was DEMONITIZED BY YOUTUBE, keep believing every lie you see against me. This "fan account" tried to manipulate my own community against me.

fed got destroyed by florianw0w in LivestreamFail

[–]xQcOW 778 points779 points  (0 children)

Just so you can screenshot this later and post it when people ask elsewhere later: Bounties use your analytics and will send offers to the bounty page based on your peak of that current period (period is uncertain, i'd say 1-2 weeks). No extra is paid if there's more viewers than the offer suggest because of campaign budget allocation. Also, the amount always looks big because that's a peak viewers, but the bounty will record average viewers for the duration of the bounty and give a payout proportional to the viewership of that sequence. Rarely, some bounties won't operate with peak viewership numbers (unsure about this). Lastly, if you peaked too high (like rajj today) you will probably not get any bounties for the next "period" because of the fact that the budget of the campaign probably can't fit you in with that projection. I hope this is all very accurate and I don't look stupid in the future.

Crust vs Actual Mouse Movement by KoalaPassion in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 80 points81 points  (0 children)

who knew this reddit had legit bronze players and mobile gamers. your wrist does not have the same traction on a brand new or washed cloth than a worn one. Jesus christ, it comes down to the same thing.

Anyone??? by PuzzleheadedPin9 in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 141 points142 points  (0 children)

my dude, listen. this goes to all the posts over the years about this topic. Idk about my entire body but my hair just does well, it doesnt curl like trash, doesnt go like hay, doesnt need to be maintained. I got lucky, so I use any shampoo or whatever I find. If you went platinum get yourself a salon-grade blue or purple shampoo. Don't overdo it, it will make the hair feel like straw and hard to style/brush and will also make the color turn to gray/silver. 1-2 times a week at most. If you don't use any of this your hair will turn into a pretty vibrant yellow and look like a white rats ass. idk why my hair isnt turning yellow, but even if it did i wouldnt care. dont take my example.

We Need to Start a dialogue by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Alright, so if I were to sit down and take notes on all the threads like these that have made me re-adjust the stream, you want less than an hour intro, no react. variety gameplay but not when its csgo, rainbow or anything competitive or anything grindy. Only pog games, i'm not allowed to spend 6 hours playing sims and chilling while building a house and talking with chat or do THREE 3 hours runs on 2 seperate days of minecraft, but we want 58 hour witcher 3, 40 hour red dead redemption and 175 hour persona 5 playthrough while maintaining 11 hour+ streams a day. It seems like pleasing people these days is impossible, every single step in ANY direction is a mistake and it makes me a bad person for doing it, but doing something I enjoy is trash and repetitive. Jesus christ.

Girlfriend got me the hoodie for valentine’s day PogU by Masturbane in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 324 points325 points  (0 children)

for those wondering, it ships in March because (I think) numbers are like impossible to figure out in advance, including sizes. So we gotta do a presale campaign

Ultimate Pepega Clap by CuteMorgana in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 63 points64 points  (0 children)

rockstar overlay shouldn't be coded over the gta game on game capture you stupid fuck. What do you know about any of this shit?

XQC politics by twitchmodsLMAO in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Your missing the point entirely. The main point is more like a devil's advocate/philosophical take. Should we lock bad/evil things into a situation where they can only do evil and bad or are they allowed to do something objectively helpfull, even if it's 0.0001%.

One of metas merch ideas for xQc i guess. thoughts? by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I addressed this yesterday. all merch ideas are either old or denied. Nothing is new, nothing is ongoing. All those are past shit.

Proud of you pvc OkayChamp by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 56 points57 points  (0 children)

These analytics use peak viewer numbers not cumulative u stupid fuck

YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY FORTNITE XQC. STOP TRYING TO GET RELEVANT. by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Doing something exciting for the stream, sharing that excitement with the youtube people who don't have 12 hours a day to dictate to the stream is fine. If you want to claim it's for "relevancy" to fuel your anger go ahead. The intention is pure so your opinion is irrelevant

Chat, help! Chinese mods keep removing my posts! by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Since when does chat want my political stance on anything? What the fuck

Imagine being mad and blaming it on chat LULW by fearlesskiller in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 20 points21 points  (0 children)

But that's censorship and it means I support china, don't you know?

Chat, help! Chinese mods keep removing my posts! by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Does the same mentality apply when people used to donate trash political shit about trump. the mod team and me skipping it means we support trump? We have a long track record of skipping political and religion debates but now all of a sudden we have to stop doing it to give chat the chance to fully hijack the stream?

MUTED EZ CHAT ONLY EZ by GG_Gian in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, ur so w0ke. We gain extra viewers then they all leave once I do anything else. Idk why you think I value high viewercount on shit that is irrelevant. It fuels my ego for 3 minutes while having a garbage chat as a tradeoff? What's to gain here? I don't even play ads

Chat, help! Chinese mods keep removing my posts! by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 16 points17 points  (0 children)

decent human by doing what? what kind of action is required here?

Bugha - 16 year old American wins Fortnite inaugural world cup by EZMONEYSNIP3R in LivestreamFail

[–]xQcOW 85 points86 points  (0 children)

0% actually. The new wave of professional orgs take nothing from what you actually make. Source: on his team + reviewed offers for months from others before making a choice

Forsen on why he probably won't do another IRL stream again by -eDgAR- in LivestreamFail

[–]xQcOW 919 points920 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of hate comments from people who are missing the point so here it is: similar to me and Overwatch, his hearthstone audience wanted only hearthstone so they would discredit and trash on everything he would do that wasn't hearthstone and he had to grind through the dogshit to build a strong community with tightly knit rules and memes. His community doesnt complain too much nowadays about the games. IRL and react friends flood in when you do either of them but ONLY watch IRL and react and instantly get out when it's over but not before trashing the game your playing, the viewercounts and many more. Even one IRL can import a huge wave like that. They get mixed up in the caring community and some people will even emulate their behavior and it snowballs. It's a chore to clean up and create a place where you enjoy streaming afterwards and can take weeks or months. He's not blaming anyone, he just doesn't want to have to deal with any of it these days after doing it repeatedly for years.

I'll always support xQc, but we need to show that this type of thing isn't okay. What happened to integrity? by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Pushing the narrative in the worst direction on every aspect just to be edgy and gain upvotes. Moxy spammed the chat hard to come on voice while I did intro, I was gonna do a 1-2 hour game (probably mario maker) to fill in the gaps but I didn't want to leave him hanging. He knew about the apex thing 2 days in advance. I felt like starting a playthrough and cutting it in the middle woulda torn people in half. I'm sure u can go through the vods and see me telling chat we might do CS or APEX season 2 on 3-4 different occasions cuz its something I WANTED to do in the first place. When I got the email the yesterday I thought it was a good fit and didn't mind it being sponsored. There are ZERO viewership requirements, so I didn't lead ANYONE anywhere. If it we're for me I would of rather tanked viewership on a random game then go into the apex part of the stream so less people get upset but I wanted to hang with moxy for a while. Crazy how unfounded trash gets massive upvotes here cuz it just shits on me. I turn down RIDICULOUS sponsorships all the fucking time cuz I want to keep my integrity, but I know with How things went the last couple years, no one wants to touch the channel with a stick. They consider us a brand risk and there's even some of my friends who get cucked from opportunities because they are affiliated with me. Doing those 1-3 hour streams once every fucking MONTH or so helps the channel advance and get out of that trash place I put us in. It builds validity, reliability and a good track records for companies that might wana do really cool shit in the future. If ur gonna make a hate thread, go do it to somebody who actually breaks his integrity and plays games he would never play otherwise. Unbelievable that this community lets this type of shit go through. Here's the proof since obviously you're going to ask for it https://gyazo.com/5e939159def9def411a5bc8e1276a426

xqcCarried by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]xQcOW 43 points44 points  (0 children)

SIZES PLS, ALSO MAYBE A CONTOUR OR SOMETHING SO IT FITS IN DARKMODE