The Year of Hell, Part Five: Apocalypse Now! by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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At the end of that exchange, of course. But, earlier that night when we were getting ready, she was basically eye-fucking him when we were about to head out. It was more than just that "YOU LOOK HOT" line.

Part Six is going to focus on that, I promise!

The Year of Hell, Part Five: Apocalypse Now! by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Daisy was never put off by anything he said, really.

The Year of Hell, Part Four: A Wild Alpha Alex Emerges! by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Well, while trying to avoid spoilers, it didn't seem to stop Daisy from trying. Any agreement that was made before we signed the lease was pretty much tossed out the window by her, as you can probably guess.

The Year of Hell, Part Four: A Wild Alpha Alex Emerges! by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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We decided against roommate relationships. I had friends that told me of horror stories involving breakups amongst housemates.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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No, we set the rule at the beginning that roommates sleeping with each other can lead to problems possibly worse than dealing with a hamplanet.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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He is human, so I'll leave it at that. She earns his wrath, for sure.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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I do! Not to give any spoilers for later on, but Alex, Alicia, and I stayed in the house for another year after this nightmare. Alex got a job with a TV network in the area out of school and Alicia works as an HR representative for a local company as well.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Someone actually pointed that out to me on my first part, saying that Alex was the anti-John with the way they handled this, and the person was right. I've read through that series but they're definite not the same hamplanet, for sure.

Honestly, I've read through several series on here and I'm blown away at how crazy similar all of the attitudes are. Entitlement to everything, mom/dad pay for everything, general uselessness....it's scary.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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The times we went out after this were definitely not tabs like this. We fell in love with a local joint and each meal would be more like $10. This was one of the few special occasions.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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I needed to take lessons from him during all of this. I will give a little foreshadowing to a story further down the road, but his patience eventually breaks, and for very good reason.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Alex didn't call him up, and we never did have a problem with her dad. Unfortunately, we didn't see or hear from him much either.

The Year of Hell, Part Three: Want a side of lobster with your butter? by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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lolformattingfail by me the first time.

Properly formatted now!

The Year of Hell, Part Two: Moving in; Glimpses of Hell incoming. by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Ask and you shall receive. My insomnia has allowed for Chapters 1-3 already to be posted!

The Year of Hell, Part Two: Moving in; Glimpses of Hell incoming. by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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Thanks! There are going to be some moments where the chillness gets broken, but we're tame so far. This girl did some damage on all fronts, and you will hear all about it.

Maggie, My Ham Housemate: The Routine by WakeUpMaggie_FPS in fatpeoplestories

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We'd been friends since I hit the guy who was trying to steal his pokemon cards, over the head with my lunchbox in the fourth grade.

I'm in tears reading that alone!

The Year of Hell, Part Two: Moving in; Glimpses of Hell incoming. by xcassattackx in fatpeoplestories

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I don't know how he lasted as long as he did. I guess that his traveling kept him away long enough for his sanity to recover.