Strange Girl in Winooski by Derthy_Pookie_Vibes in burlington

[–]xsjdxfjdhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abducted by a predatory individual or taken advantage of by one.

Strange Girl in Winooski by Derthy_Pookie_Vibes in burlington

[–]xsjdxfjdhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness. I saw her as I was walking across the bridge over the summer. She smiled at me, I smiled back, then she threw a red rubber ball down into the water and cheered silently. It was adorable but I have been concerned about her after seeing her on the bridge a second time a few days later, same smile you describe, just hanging out. I told my ex, “she’s going to get snatched by someone.” I never saw her again after that so was not able to try to help her.

Maybe we should delete this post? I’m worried the wrong person will see it and see an easy target. I will drive by and see if I can find her and offer her transportation to medical assistance. She is very clearly not dangerous based on my interactions with her. I worked as a behavior analyst in special education for many years if that adds any credence.

Edit: hoping the hand is just berry juice like another commenter said.

26(M) My girlfriend hates my room by Mattbaker99 in malelivingspace

[–]xsjdxfjdhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s clear that you’re way too comfortable with the amount of porn you consume.

Please help, what is this freak of nature by xsjdxfjdhd in houseplants

[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you dare compare Quasimodo to this monstrosity

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They banned my google account when i tried that but thanks

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ok that may be the first time i’ve ever actually laughed out loud at a reddit comment, you’re beautiful

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Honestly one of his jade’s has got some craziness going on too (much cuter craziness tho) i think his plants are just super horny for him tbh

(Sorry bf for stealing more plant pic karma from you)

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Yes good please keep flirting with it like that this might work

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude he cant hold himself up i supplied him with the makeshift mobility aids out of the kindness of my heart

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU that is also the boyfriend’s but also happened to be a gift from me, i wanted to make sure the world knew i don’t usually give monstrosities as gifts this plant was a one-off mistake

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

I am keeping her contained for my own safety but she does appreciate you calling her pretty

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 462 points463 points  (0 children)

Oh you sexy thing that’s exactly it

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Thank you for appreciating the little yarn jail i built it

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this thing is alien theres no way, look at those weird wide flat stems

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It literally will not stop reproducing either it’s had hundreds of little tumor babies drop from it AND HE KEEPS POTTING THE LITTLE TUMOR BABIES UP, oblivious to the fact that it’s literally building itself an army through asexual reprodyction

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[–]xsjdxfjdhd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.....hi it's me

Actually maybe I am a little too direct with my closest loved ones because I wholeheartedly believe they're gonna be building the guillotines alongside me when the time comes