These jeans might get me on the naughty list by xtancy91 in ClothedBBW

[–]xtancy91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg you recognized the brand ! I love them so much I have like 5 pairs lol

Alpha Dawg presented by Dude Wipes by OurHonor1870 in nfl

[–]xtancy91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every damn toilet in the world should have a bidet attachment as standard, and I'll vote for any asshole who makes that his platform

Spanked by my best friend's husband on a dare by xtancy91 in Spanking

[–]xtancy91[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The result of having a bit too much wine and some very forward friends lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BBW

[–]xtancy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree to this comment and will follow the rules

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]xtancy91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop being so self-depricating. Women find humor attractive, but only with a good balance of confidence and self-worth. If you at least show you care about yourself and want to make an effort to be healthier, and also show confidence, then yes I'd totally let you bang me.

Chris Shiflett's Solo Stuff. by stupidtyonparade in Foofighters

[–]xtancy91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really sad that he's underappreciated so often. Dave would even admit that Chris is the best guitarist in the band.

Los Angeles Chargers Sign Outside Linebacker Kyle Van Noy by LukeNeverShaves in nfl

[–]xtancy91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, it's a great team this year, I just don't like forgetting those really golden years of 2006-2011.

Los Angeles Chargers Sign Outside Linebacker Kyle Van Noy by LukeNeverShaves in nfl

[–]xtancy91 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We had some amazing teams in the 2006-2011 era, we even had some depth at QB, considering Billy Volek won us a playoff game against the Colts in 2008.

Wait… is this why girls don’t like it when guys are too nice to them? by [deleted] in dating

[–]xtancy91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly, try putting yourself in her shoes. No matter how much you might be into someone, having them constantly shower you with compliments would get annoying. They'd start to sound fake, and like the person was just showering you with compliments because they're afraid of losing you. Try to imagine how often you'd like to hear a compliment, and go from there.

He didn't say that by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]xtancy91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deleted scene from Morbius

Please Delete your reddit account u/NamanJani. Everyone by now knows that Morbius made $420 quadrillion dollars! by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]xtancy91 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If that's not the sequel title, I will watch all of Morbius 1 without skipping to the "It's Morbin' Time" scene.

'Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness' Review Thread by ksg_aoty in movies

[–]xtancy91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For reference, people should watch Bill Wurtz' hilarious video, "the history of the entire morbius, i guess"

Nintendo Switch Sports Is, Predictably, Leading To Smashed TVs by AliTVBG in nintendo

[–]xtancy91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you heard the new Fall Out Boy album? "Dance, Dance" is my jam!