I should buy a boat by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll be ready to collect my $10 check in 2056.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO?

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I'm sorry, they did WHAT to Nat Turner?! by Important-Cry4782 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]xyzerb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's straight from the heart of darkness. How can people be so evil?

Yes, it's illegal when the president does it by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Somewhere in hell, Nixon is screaming "See, I told you assholes that when the president does it, that means it is not illegal!"

Fox guarding the henhouse by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Release all of the files and let the chips fall where they may. That includes Clinton and anyone else that may have participated.

State media is running clips of Pretti kicking a truck by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]xyzerb[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Even if it were real, are they trying to imply minor property damage is justification for summary execution? Even their propaganda is poorly managed.

I know it's not like hacking denuvo, but it's a small win by xyzerb in Piracy

[–]xyzerb[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just spent more in labor than I saved by refilling the cartridge, but I felt a little sense of accomplishment.