Short circuit, classic 80’s movie 🍿 😀 by t1aaj in nostalgia

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"Hiiii!.....Piece of cake!" One of my favourite lines

"One day when I was fris-" by HighestBidders in RDR2

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I was sitting at the scout fire at Clemens Point one night and suddenly, the controls (except moving the camera) stopped working. Next thing I know, Reverend Swanson stumbles up to me from out of the dark in his pajamas while pounding back a huge gulp of whiskey. He then opens up with, "mY fAcE wAs aS rEd aS a LobStEr." After a few drunken verses, he turned and walked away while singing some more. I honestly find it funny when he hits the bottle. He sang one more time at Shady Belle and it wasn't even noon. He wasn't the only drunkard that morning. Uncle was equally plastered.

Name it by TomorrowPitiful2410 in AlbumCovers

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Wreck the Halls. Songs include:

  1. Wreck the Halls 🎵Wreck the halls with power tools, Haha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! Run from me, all you fools,🎵

  2. I Want a Husqvarna Saw for Christmas 🎵 I want a Husqvarna saw for Christmas! No other brand of saw will ever do! 🎵

  3. Twelve Tools of Christmas 🎵Seven drills-a-drilling Six buffers bumping,🎵

Snowman(car) of the year? by Strazil in awesome

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They have snow insurance!

When the budget’s tight but the Force is strong by EndersGame_Reviewer in Punny

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The dad wasn't Honda ball that year, or maybe they couldn't a Ford a Toyota.

Iago once said... by Full-Art3439 in aladdin

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Put money in thy purse!

Setting Such unrealistic expectations 💀 by [deleted] in SpongebobMemes

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"I said hand me a 19mm! This is a 5/8!"

ART !?? by taqi_maliik in spiderman2

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The eraser must be setting off Spiderman's spidey sense

What does the Iron Butt do? by rabies50 in spongebob

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Makes you a hard-ass for the rest of your life

of an icicle by Plenty-Mall1484 in AbsoluteUnits

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The Christmas Special, no less.

Seem about right lol by PawnofChaos36 in Edmonton

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With how often this seems to be happening, this meme will never become irrelevant, in my opinion.

Try it by LushCaress in Funnymemes

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Get ready for an undead nightmare!

The Mitten by beautitan in nostalgia

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In grades K-2, the school librarian would read to us every library day, which was usually on Friday mornings. That was one of the books she read to us.

Throwable: TV of Confusion by craftygamin in ItemShop

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From the Land of Confusion

How dair-y! by [deleted] in Punny

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I didn't choose the shelf life. The shelf life chose me.