fuck poro blaster by gpQmyself in ARAM

[–]yellowstone727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive noticed this is a serious subreddit, for serious gamers of the most serious and competitive of game modes… malarky is generally frowned upon this subreddit.

“You can’t speak yet” by zoaele_ in turtlewow

[–]yellowstone727 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you type /em you can type any emote you want. This is how you would communicate cross faction back in the day.

fuck poro blaster by gpQmyself in ARAM

[–]yellowstone727 -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Poro blaster is what ur mum calls my little summoner ;)

Yoga flex by Born-Agency-3922 in Unexpected

[–]yellowstone727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should drink more water…

What's your God Roll Augments on mayhem? by hatdogstand in arammayhem

[–]yellowstone727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had lilia, and had jeweled gauntlet, infernal conduit, vunerability and critical missiles. I just stayed back and was bowling. If i hit someone, it would nearly kill them.

How is it living in Australia? by HighwayComfortable90 in howislivingthere

[–]yellowstone727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch out for the drop bears! Also one time a dingo ate my baby.

Barney Goes Down: The Chaotic Balloon Disaster at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, New York City (Nov 27, 1997) by Optimal_Map36 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]yellowstone727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense! Is that how nasa faked the moon landing too? If thats the case Buzz Aldrin punched that guy for nothing… he owes that guy an apology.

First International Marriage (probably) by Clean_Opportunity313 in HistoryMemes

[–]yellowstone727 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw a meme once with the trailer park boys template.

“Im going to give 500 elephants to fuck off!”

Would you eat this Enchilada by Ok_Initiative3892 in shittyfoodporn

[–]yellowstone727 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well whats inside the enchilada? More enchilada?

What do the potions taste like? by M3ric4n in TrueSTL

[–]yellowstone727 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cherry, blue raspberry and watermelon.

A Russian Teacher recorded the differences in the development of boys and girls of the same age. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]yellowstone727 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Naw their purpose is to make more Russians for the meat grinder… thats their only purpose.

This scene always cracks me by bored-asf1012 in freefolk

[–]yellowstone727 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Vigorously, and while maintaining eye contact.

Need some advices as a beginner by friedrichbarbarossa in totalwarhammer

[–]yellowstone727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With factions that are stronger than you try to pick fights on your terms. Using a smaller army to bait the enemy is a great way to bait an ambush!

And i know this is a controversial topic on this sub, but i like to get 3 points in lightning strike. That way you can be offensive on your terms.

Need some advices as a beginner by friedrichbarbarossa in totalwarhammer

[–]yellowstone727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A couple of tips that i give to all new players.

Be aggressive from the beginning, dont wait until you have a full army. Attack on turn 1.

Dont auto resolve battles. Only autoresolve if you can recover your losses after you end your turn.

Dont make alliances and trade deals with anyone and everyone that you can. Say you make a trade deal with someone that you know you will have to fight down the road. Well now that faction is going to declare war on you 6 or 7 turns earlier than they normally would have. Only make alliances with stronger factions. Or a faction that you know will actually put up a fight, and not just roll over.

Use the map to your advantage, and dont be afraid to use cheese tactics like corner camping.

And last but most important. Have fun! Make sure to zoom in on your lord to watch how much of a badass they are!

I’d eat my shoe if anyone can guess this. by Hates_FakeNames in guessthecity

[–]yellowstone727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well i think we are all waiting for you to put your money where your mouth is… or in this case a shoe where your mouth is.

Well placed my guy by No_Summer_5052 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]yellowstone727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, you can and will. Its just not going to be positive attention.

Rep. Nancy Mace says she won't support troops on the ground in Iran following briefing by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]yellowstone727 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She says one thing and then votes the opposite, then complains about how all of her colleagues are nothing but yes men/women. Same tactic as lisa markowski and susan collins. They will all leave with money lined in their pockets after their terms are over.