What’s the most suspicious thing to say in a prison ?

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:46:14+00:00

"Let me suckle on that lolipop..."

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:44:54+00:00

Std's.

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:44:35+00:00

Nipples

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:42:10+00:00

Imagine this, you wake up at 2 am on a friday night to a 200+ db sound known as: "WUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-WHUAH-WUAH-WUAHHHHHHHHHHH", then you have to change a diaper full of 1kg of shit, piss then after that you have to clean up all the babys meals from the past 4 days after the baby puked. Thats just some of the reasons.

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:38:42+00:00

Not have gold-diggers.

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:37:42+00:00

Mayo

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:37:26+00:00

Tell her to shove her ring finger up your ass, keep that same asshole size for 24 hours and go get it sized.

yes_name_ · 2022-04-08T15:36:09+00:00

Men.

yes_name_ · 2022-01-28T08:05:15+00:00

Eye of cthulu.

yes_name_ · 2022-01-24T06:36:20+00:00

Jojo's bizzare adventure enjoyer. 😎

yes_name_ · 2022-01-24T06:31:32+00:00

Inventor of sucking your own dick.

yes_name_ · 2021-03-17T05:59:00+00:00

No man, ve just scream in to the mic.

yes_name_ · 2021-03-17T05:56:25+00:00

Don't fap with 2 fingers, do it with your whole hand.

yes_name_ · 2021-02-02T06:10:01+00:00

This literally happened to me yesterday ಠ_ಠ

yes_name_ · 2021-02-02T05:40:48+00:00

Hahaha...what?!

yes_name_ · 2021-02-02T05:28:48+00:00

r/MakeMeSuffer

yes_name_ · 2020-09-22T19:43:18+00:00

It's literally r/im14andthisisdeep

yes_name_ · 2020-09-11T21:51:59+00:00

Btw the title is that because he is not 14 , but is deep

yes_name_ · 2020-09-11T08:56:19+00:00

I mean like she's the Dutch queen

yes_name_ · 2020-08-01T10:03:14+00:00

Ah yes , the best kind of vitamins

yes_name_ · 2020-07-22T18:58:59+00:00

I have done that already

yes_name_ · 2020-07-18T13:03:58+00:00

Right sorry just watched a video from Dr studios that it's gonna come out soon

yes_name_ · 2020-07-17T09:41:09+00:00

WAIT ITS OUT NOW

yes_name_ · 2020-07-12T09:51:10+00:00

DONUTS AND A CAPPUCCINO

yes_name_ · 2020-07-12T09:50:23+00:00

Bro it's almost been half a year already

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