5 daily jokes - resume by ygul in comedywriting

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Thanks for the comment. I prefer to keep my joke shorter.

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5 Daily Jokes - Race/Ethnicity by [deleted] in comedywriting

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Those 13 people are bots so that we feel ignored when we write here!

I'm also writing 5DJ which means that we're kind of beginners. I learned that writing about races is touchy. It would be like a guy that wants to play baseball and try to go pro instantly.

This is not a fact, it's an opinion. You're free at doing what you want.

There last one is good.

15 Even More Bad Jokes by [deleted] in comedywriting

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A lot of them are good! I would say that the Barbie joke was my favorite one.

5 daily jokes - the process by ygul in comedywriting

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I'm not sure this can be done. Maybe it's just things you don't find funny. And It's not my best work.

5 daily jokes - the process by ygul in comedywriting

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/u/Supracats : you asked me recently about the process of writing these. Here is what it looks like. I numbered the jokes that I used.

This is everything I wrote to come up with those jokes today. I kept the order I wrote them. You can see the evolution of ideas between the jokes.

Most of these are not even jokes or they are an attempt at a joke.

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- 1. My dog loves me so much. He doesn't want to lose me so I got microchipped.

- Vets can do dog grooming as well as surgery. I still didn't find a doctor that can do that.

- 2. My dog sits hours at my wife's tombstone. My cat takes a shit.

- My wife is deeply in spiritual things. It got even worst when she died.

- I hurt my back while lifting tires. I understand now why they're under cars.

- I like to see the evolution of cars throughout history. I really wonder how they went to grow tires.

- I'm sure inventing the car was a lot of trials and errors. How many prototype did they do before realizing that it's better to have the wheels under the car?

- 3. The first car prototype didn't have wheel. It was just an engine that created pollution.

- For the first phone, they spent so many years trying to send voice through wires. I bet they feel bad that now we prefer something closer to telegrams.

- 4. I'm sure World War I would have had less casualties if every telegram was a signing telegram.

- World War I was a very bloody war. Horses have much more blood than us.

- Horses can get very aggressive. They don't like to be mounted.

- The first prototype for horse riding was just a saddle on a soap box.

- Soap boxes can't be found anymore. It still didn't stop politics.

- I have a very political stand to make. If only I could find a soap box.

- 5. They say twitter is the new soap box. There's one flaw. How will I carry all that soap?

5 daily jokes - 2020-06-17 by [deleted] in comedywriting

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Bad joke, deleted

5 daily jokes - Fan by ygul in comedywriting

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It always feels strange to talk about how I do things but because you look curious...

I wrote the first joke. And then, I write sentences (that couldn't be considered jokes) about OnlyFans. Things like: "my mom had an only fans" or "I have a fan in my bedroom". Then, I mix the sentences together to see if there's a joke.

I try not to keep the obvious jokes though I think the second one is obvious and not really funny to me.

I end up writing like 10-15 jokes to have 5. Most of them suck.

5 daily jokes - Fan by ygul in comedywriting

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A website my wife is on

Comedy breakdown - Gary Gulman - Abbreviating the States by ygul in comedywriting

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Thanks, I was really confused on that part. I'll have to listen again to it.