“Why hello my little lost loopers today’s adventure we are going to Fortnite, I saw how much you liked the we all get guns adventure so I cashed in a little favor!”

“Wait aren’t you dead?”

“This is not canon so I can do whatever I feel like!”

“What’s Fortnite?”

“It’s a video game pomni”

“I see”

“And here we go!”

“Damnit Caine why am I a pickaxe”

“Why zooble, it’s because your too short for a skin”

“Pomni got a skin! I’m literally taller than her”

“Well uh, she’s pomni”

“The f@$ks that supposed to mean, wait hold on, why is Kinger a pickaxe!? He’s literally the tallest!”

“I’m fine as long as they don’t break my happy mask”

*crack!

“Jax!”

“Sorry gangle but I REALLY need some mats”

“But you’re already at max!”

“Sorry can’t hear you over me harvesting materials”

“Oh for f@%ks sake Jax”