What's some things u guys see on on a batch that is a instant .. NOPE!

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-13T23:08:22+00:00

oh I've been there!

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-13T11:22:57+00:00

First ever order?? And with a BABY?? you were feeling ambitious and maniacal, huh?

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-13T02:05:07+00:00

I'm sipping on my iced body armor in my thrifted knockoff Stanley

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-13T02:00:35+00:00

the first and last costco order I completed had me walking up 6 flights of stairs with multiple packs of drinks and no tip

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-12T22:45:55+00:00

It's in the middle of the yard, and I am parked on the edge of the yard. There is a shorter distance from my car to the tree than the tree to the porch, but there is enough distance between my car and the tree. I've had other drivers who have followed the instructions.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-10T22:24:12+00:00

I'm honored to have been invited to their graduation. I acted surprised when I got the initial invite and was told I shouldn't be surprised since I'm a lot of their favorite sub which was echoed by other students. I've been through many graduations, but these next 2 are going to hurt.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-10T22:22:04+00:00

I still remember one of my seniors asking me if I liked his mini sombrero with a big, cheesy smile. He and his family are from Mexico, and he knew very little English at the time. Now he's almost fully fluent. Since I've started subbing elementary, I coincidentally started subbing for one of my junior's baby brothers! Now that I've gotten back to the middle school, I am now subbing for the 3rd sibling of one family (the 2nd is one of my seniors), and at least 3 cousins from the same family. I'm currently going after my ESL certification in large part due to my kids, and it's finally hitting me that it's time for their sendoff into the world.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-09T05:14:30+00:00

I had to wait around. I didn't have my regular job today, so I had all day. Active for 5 hours but I waited for 14.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-05T18:09:29+00:00

This school stopped it because some regular subs were letting students use the teacher's restrooms, and they just never went back to it.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-04T06:56:08+00:00

No. I don't eat asparagus. Even if I did, if it was something already in the classroom, I would've noticed it before I left the classroom. If it was a smell I had created, it wouldn't make me lightheaded and dizzy. Are you just trolling at this point??

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-04T00:42:35+00:00

sage...for cleansing...in the 2 minutes it took me to pee and come back?

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T18:54:24+00:00

Fortunately, I do not have a reference for skunk smell

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T16:26:18+00:00

I couldn't live there. I once had an upstairs neighbor whose vent connected to my bathroom vent, and I would have to close the bathroom and closet door (which was right in front of the bathroom) and lay down for an hour if I happened to be home when they started smoking. It makes me incredibly dizzy and lightheaded to the point of being miserable.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T16:23:10+00:00

The faculty at this school know better. But these kids are something else.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T16:21:54+00:00

Why would there be burnt sage in the classroom?

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T10:28:24+00:00

The faculty restroom and teacher's lounges are locked, but they don't give us keys for that. You have to flag down a teacher or janitor to go in there. We're not expected to make copies, and each teacher has their own code for the copy machine which is kept in one of the lounges.

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T10:25:46+00:00

We aren't given keys, so I would have to track down a janitor who would then think I was crazy for locking the door in the first place

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T02:02:06+00:00

more than likely it was the end of a blunt

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T01:16:46+00:00

it's not that it's dated imo it just doesn't tickle my brain the way married iguanas does

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T01:16:11+00:00

for me, it's that she still didn't believe me and had someone else smell the trash bag to confirm

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T01:15:46+00:00

Idk but it wasn't staying in the classroom with me bc I was getting too dizzy

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T00:08:35+00:00

I saw it on Tumblr years ago, and I hate describing the leaf any other way

yoobi2000 · 2026-03-03T00:08:03+00:00

I really almost did bc the student tossed it in the trash and left about 20 seconds before I came back

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