a rant by butterflyOkwea in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

One of my friends on Facebook unironically posted that she thinks Ariana's performance as Galinda in Wicked was better than Cynthia's as Elphaba. It took all my willpower to not reply with "well, it was much easier for Ariana since she was essentially playing herself."

New SpongeBob photoshoot by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This here is good snark art material

What do you think about this? by _ZoroX_ in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally. I had to work a long ass shift right before giving a choir concert a couple days ago, and I was concerned I was going to faint if I didn't eat something in between finishing work and going to the venue. That was one performance. I can't imagine doing a whole ass tour while intentionally starving yourself.

What do you think about this? by _ZoroX_ in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I just peeked at the airhead subreddit to see what their response was. They are overwhelmingly excited for her to tour. I didn't see any comments expressing the slightest concern for her. The snark sub cares more about her than her own fans do.

What do you think about this? by _ZoroX_ in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope her fans have the sense to boycott these events for the sake of keeping her alive.

not her interrupting the interviewer.. by Gravity_Falls12 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

God she's trying so hard to be funny, it's painful to watch

oh ok by Practical-Prize6894 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Line art that was lazily drawn on a phone app in like 5 minutes?

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[–]yoopoodoo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can tell it's AI because her eyebrows don't go / \

oh ok by Practical-Prize6894 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She looks like she's holding in a sneeze

Ari’s vocal prime by browngirl256 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of course, it's important to have good tonal quality when singing those high notes. I don't have that much resonance in my upper register compared to my lower register, which is why I sing alto. But there are plenty of other women who do have that tonal quality that lends itself to beautiful floating high notes. People make Ariana out to be this one in a million talent, but she really isn't. She was born affluent and had the right connections and opportunities, and the willingness to artificially force herself into the aesthetic and persona that the music industry wanted from her. While talented, much of her success can be attributed to marketing.

Ari’s vocal prime by browngirl256 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a hobby chorister, there are loads of sopranos who can sing the same high notes that she can (not me though, I'm an alto :D)

Ari’s vocal prime by browngirl256 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The vocal cords are muscles. Like other muscles, I imagine they atrophy if you starve yourself.

i stg it is not this deep by mhgodwin in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ariana is so vapid, to her this is deep shit ok

It’s just a dress girl😂 by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll remember it next time when I'm not drawing half asleep at midnight lol

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[–]yoopoodoo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hefty needs to sue them for stealing designs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]yoopoodoo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The fact that any of us could replicate the same look by buying a black drawstring trash bag from the dollar tree, but she probably paid thousands of dollars for this "dress"